{"id":102389,"date":"2025-01-24T16:59:04","date_gmt":"2025-01-24T16:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=102389"},"modified":"2025-01-24T16:59:04","modified_gmt":"2025-01-24T16:59:04","slug":"nje-pyetje-analisteve-tane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2025\/01\/24\/nje-pyetje-analisteve-tane\/","title":{"rendered":"Nj\u00eb pyetje analist\u00ebve tan\u00eb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga\u00a0Agim XHAFKA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>E dija q\u00eb do sp\u00ebrdridheshin si balerinat analist\u00ebt tan\u00eb n\u00ebse do fitonte Trump zgjedhjet presidenciale n\u00eb USA. E merrja me mend se piruetat do i kishin kaq t\u00eb vrullshme sa nuk do qe \u00e7udi n\u00eb se do u binte t\u00eb fik\u00ebt nga trullosja e trurit. E dija q\u00eb do vraponin n\u00eb krah t\u00eb Trump e do tirrnin ditirambe p\u00ebr t\u00eb. E dija q\u00eb do stisnin skenar\u00eb pa fund q\u00eb ta m\u00ebnjanonin Soros, t\u00eb heshtnin p\u00ebr arritjet madh\u00ebshtore t\u00eb tij n\u00eb t\u00eb kaluar\u00ebn si\u00e7 na i shpalos\u00ebn nj\u00eb dekad\u00eb e do i merrte entuziazmi p\u00ebr gjigantin Trump, p\u00ebr vizionarin Trump, p\u00ebr Mesian Trump.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk kan\u00eb kaluar as tre dit\u00eb q\u00eb Trump hyri n\u00eb zyr\u00ebn ovale dhe m\u00eb dol\u00ebn krejt parashikimet. Se analist\u00ebt tan\u00eb jan\u00eb t\u00eb parashikuesh\u00ebm. Jan\u00eb lajkatar\u00eb, jan\u00eb l\u00ebpir\u00ebsa dhe jetojn\u00eb e shumohen prej p\u00ebshtym\u00ebs. Aspak nuk \u00e7uditem q\u00eb tash ia nis\u00ebn k\u00ebng\u00ebs, Trump do mb\u00ebshtes\u00eb Ram\u00ebn. Nga q\u00eb ai ka nj\u00eb tip me Ram\u00ebn, \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb mendim binjak me Ram\u00ebn, se \u00e7far\u00eb do i duhet n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri Rama ia shet n\u00eb vend. Ve\u00e7 Sazanit mund t\u2019i jap\u00eb edhe Korfuzin p.sh po ta kishte n\u00eb dor\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Kjo aradh\u00eb komentator\u00ebsh televiziv\u00eb q\u00eb na mbin n\u00eb sy ve\u00e7an\u00ebrisht darkave do vazhdoj\u00eb k\u00ebshtu p\u00ebr kat\u00ebr vite t\u00eb presidenc\u00ebs Trump. Do mb\u00ebrrijn\u00eb deri atje sa dhe shenjat e horoskopit do i shpjegojn\u00eb me humorin e Trumpit, me sjelljen e tij.<\/p>\n<p>Ata tani hiqen q\u00eb din\u00eb gjith\u00e7ka. Q\u00eb jan\u00eb nj\u00eb hap para se dhe vet\u00eb Trump. Parashikojn\u00eb dhe kur ai do mbyll\u00eb luft\u00ebrat, kur do t\u00eb hap\u00eb puset e naft\u00ebs, kur do t\u00eb p\u00ebrlaj\u00eb kanalin e Panamas\u00eb. Gjith\u00e7ka, gjith\u00e7ka do na e thon\u00eb mbr\u00ebmjeve. Aq me holl\u00ebsi sa vet\u00eb Trump do lebetitej po t\u2019i d\u00ebgjonte.<\/p>\n<p>E me qen\u00eb se mendja e tyre, e analist\u00ebve tan\u00eb d.m.th, punon si or\u00eb zvicerane, por pa zemberek, dua t\u2019u b\u00ebj nj\u00eb pyetje.<\/p>\n<p>-Ore, analist\u00ebt e leshit, a mund t\u00eb na thoni n\u00eb ka nd\u00ebrmend Trump p\u00ebr vitin 2025 t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb ndonj\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>Mendoheni dhe ma jepni p\u00ebrgjigjen n\u00eb dark\u00eb. N\u00eb cilin televizion komb\u00ebtar t\u00eb doni. Se nj\u00ebsoj jan\u00eb, hi\u00e7 ndryshim s\u2019kan\u00eb. Ngjajn\u00eb si nj\u00eb bajg\u00eb kur rrota e qerres e ndan m\u00eb dysh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga\u00a0Agim XHAFKA E dija q\u00eb do sp\u00ebrdridheshin si balerinat analist\u00ebt tan\u00eb n\u00ebse do fitonte Trump zgjedhjet presidenciale n\u00eb USA. E merrja me mend se piruetat do i kishin kaq t\u00eb vrullshme sa nuk do qe \u00e7udi n\u00eb se do u binte t\u00eb fik\u00ebt nga trullosja e trurit. E dija q\u00eb do vraponin n\u00eb krah t\u00eb &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":64522,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-politike"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102389"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":102390,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102389\/revisions\/102390"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/64522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}