{"id":106403,"date":"2025-03-04T18:03:40","date_gmt":"2025-03-04T18:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=106403"},"modified":"2025-03-04T18:03:40","modified_gmt":"2025-03-04T18:03:40","slug":"kali-i-ngordhur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2025\/03\/04\/kali-i-ngordhur\/","title":{"rendered":"Kali i ngordhur"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga\u00a0Lutfi DERVISHI<\/strong><\/p>\n

N\u00eb nj\u00eb mbledhje t\u00eb jasht\u00ebzakonshme, K\u00ebshilli i Ministrave, grupi parlamentar dhe drejtuesit politik\u00eb t\u00eb qarqeve u mblodh\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb retreat p\u00ebr t\u00eb diskutuar problemin m\u00eb t\u00eb madh t\u00eb momentit: nj\u00eb kal\u00eb i ngordhur. Jo nj\u00eb kal\u00eb dosido, por nj\u00eb kal\u00eb q\u00eb ishte simbol i reformave t\u00eb panum\u00ebrta dhe projekteve t\u00eb m\u00ebdha transformuese.<\/p>\n

N\u00eb sfond q\u00ebndronte parulla: #vet\u00ebmp\u00ebrpara.<\/p>\n

\u201cKali ka ngordhur,\u201d tha me z\u00eb solemn Ministrja e Sh\u00ebndet\u00ebsis\u00eb, \u201cpor ne nuk do ta l\u00ebm\u00eb t\u00eb vdes\u00eb!\u201d<\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb zhurm\u00eb miratimi p\u00ebrfshiu sall\u00ebn.<\/p>\n

\u201cTani p\u00ebr tani, kali ka nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb shal\u00eb t\u00eb re, nj\u00eb shal\u00eb moderne, miq\u00ebsore si me trupin e kalit ashtu edhe me kalor\u00ebsin dhe, mbi t\u00eb gjitha, rezistente ndaj korrupsionit!\u201d \u2013 tha Ministrja e Antikorrupsionit, e cila sapo ishte kthyer nga konferenca e 17-t\u00eb nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtare mbi integritetin dhe transparenc\u00ebn.<\/p>\n

\u201cJo vet\u00ebm kaq,\u201d shtoi Ministri i Bujq\u00ebsis\u00eb. \u201cNe duhet ta ushqejm\u00eb m\u00eb mir\u00eb! Nuk do t\u00eb kursehemi p\u00ebr nj\u00eb diet\u00eb t\u00eb pasur me proteina dhe minerale!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cPor kali nuk l\u00ebviz,\u201d guxoi t\u00eb thoshte nj\u00eb i ri, kandidat nga lista \u201cDeputeti q\u00eb Duam\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u201cE kemi fajin ne,\u201d tha nj\u00eb z\u00eb nga fundi i sall\u00ebs. \u201cKa ardhur koha t\u00eb shkarkojm\u00eb stallierin e m\u00ebparsh\u00ebm t\u00eb kalit dhe t\u00eb sjellim nj\u00eb t\u00eb ri, q\u00eb ka p\u00ebrvoj\u00eb n\u00eb motivimin e kafsh\u00ebve t\u00eb ngordhura!\u201d<\/p>\n

M\u00eb pas u hodh nj\u00eb ide edhe m\u00eb novatore: T\u00eb shohim mund\u00ebsin\u00eb q\u00eb, bashk\u00eb me opozit\u00ebn, t\u00eb ngrem\u00eb nj\u00eb komision hetimor p\u00ebr t\u00eb zbuluar arsyet e vdekjes s\u00eb kalit!<\/p>\n

\u201cNe nuk do ta l\u00ebm\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb tragjedi pa nj\u00eb raport t\u00eb plot\u00eb. Ja kemi detyrim votuesve k\u00ebtu dhe n\u00eb diaspor\u00eb!\u201d \u2013 tha Ministri p\u00ebr M\u00ebrgat\u00ebn.<\/p>\n

\u201cDo t\u00eb analizojm\u00eb \u00e7do aspekt t\u00eb problemit dhe do t\u00eb raportojm\u00eb brenda mandatit t\u00eb pest\u00eb!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cPo si do ta justifikojm\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb vones\u00eb?\u201d \u2013 pyeti nj\u00eb vajz\u00eb e re, me naivitetin e nj\u00eb gjimnazisteje q\u00eb bie p\u00ebr her\u00eb t\u00eb par\u00eb n\u00eb kontakt me politik\u00ebn.<\/p>\n

\u201cPa problem!\u201d \u2013 u p\u00ebrgjigj Drejtori i Komunikimit t\u00eb Qeveris\u00eb. \u201cDo t\u00eb shpallim q\u00eb kali nuk ka ngordhur, por \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb faz\u00ebn e ristrukturimit. Do ta quajm\u00eb \u2018Transformimi Digjital i Kalit\u2019 dhe do t\u00eb k\u00ebrkojm\u00eb ca fonde t\u00eb reja!\u201d<\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb entuziaz\u00ebm i madh p\u00ebrfshiu sall\u00ebn. Dikush propozoi trajnime p\u00ebr kuajt e ardhsh\u00ebm q\u00eb ende nuk ishin bler\u00eb. Nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr sugjeroi q\u00eb kali t\u00eb quhej \u201ci pavdeksh\u00ebm\u201d, p\u00ebr t\u00eb shmangur debatin mbi vdekjen e tij.<\/p>\n

U vendos q\u00eb \u201cngordhja e kalit\u201d t\u00eb shpallej fake news ose dezinformacion nga vendet armike.<\/p>\n

N\u00eb fund, mbledhja u mbyll me nj\u00eb vendim unanim: T\u00eb shpallet tenderi p\u00ebr nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr kal\u00eb, q\u00eb me gjas\u00eb do t\u00eb ngordh\u00eb, por t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn do t\u00eb ket\u00eb nj\u00eb shal\u00eb moderne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga\u00a0Lutfi DERVISHI N\u00eb nj\u00eb mbledhje t\u00eb jasht\u00ebzakonshme, K\u00ebshilli i Ministrave, grupi parlamentar dhe drejtuesit politik\u00eb t\u00eb qarqeve u mblodh\u00ebn n\u00eb nj\u00eb retreat p\u00ebr t\u00eb diskutuar problemin m\u00eb t\u00eb madh t\u00eb momentit: nj\u00eb kal\u00eb i ngordhur. Jo nj\u00eb kal\u00eb dosido, por nj\u00eb kal\u00eb q\u00eb ishte simbol i reformave t\u00eb panum\u00ebrta dhe projekteve t\u00eb m\u00ebdha transformuese. N\u00eb …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":21097,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":106404,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106403\/revisions\/106404"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}