{"id":113071,"date":"2025-05-06T17:11:27","date_gmt":"2025-05-06T17:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=113071"},"modified":"2025-05-06T17:11:27","modified_gmt":"2025-05-06T17:11:27","slug":"lamtumire-hije-e-mocme-data-jote-eshte-prere-11-maj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2025\/05\/06\/lamtumire-hije-e-mocme-data-jote-eshte-prere-11-maj\/","title":{"rendered":"Lamtumir\u00eb hije e mo\u00e7me! Data jote \u00ebsht\u00eb prer\u00eb: 11 maj!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga Balil GJINI<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ke qen\u00eb nj\u00eb zhg\u00ebnjim i madh p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb. I dehur nga parfumet e pushtetit, ti ke qen\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb tok\u00eb t\u00eb varf\u00ebr nj\u00eb lloj Neroni q\u00eb tallej e zbavitej me gjith\u00e7ka. I provove t\u00eb gjitha. I bindur se virtyti mb\u00ebrrihet n\u00ebp\u00ebrmjet vesit, tashm\u00eb je kokrra e fikut e pjekur dhe e rreshkur q\u00eb s\u2019ka fat tjet\u00ebr ve\u00e7se t\u00eb bjer\u00eb n\u00eb tok\u00eb dhe ta shqyejn\u00eb me hare pizhivudat. Roli i fundit q\u00eb ke dashur t\u00eb luash n\u00eb jet\u00eb ishte ai i aktorit. Por ajme, sepse skena ku u ngjite ishte ajo e cirkut. Me fytyr\u00ebn e lyer e llangosur me boja (sa shum\u00eb boja ke derdhur n\u00eb jet\u00eb, o i uruar!), ti more p\u00ebrsip\u00ebr rolin e pala\u00e7os q\u00eb nxjerr nga m\u00ebng\u00ebt e k\u00ebmish\u00ebs fabrika, aeroporte, ishuj\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Je nj\u00eb k\u00ebrmill ligavec. Nj\u00eb k\u00ebrmill ligavec q\u00eb p\u00ebrpiqesh t\u2019i v\u00ebsh realitetit p\u00ebrsip\u00ebr nj\u00eb guask\u00eb p\u00ebr ta fshehur at\u00eb. Hera-her\u00ebs k\u00ebt\u00eb guask\u00eb ti je orvatur ta paraqes\u00ebsh si vet\u00eb shuplak\u00ebn t\u00ebnde q\u00eb iu vihet p\u00ebrsipr gj\u00ebrave p\u00ebr t\u2019i mbrojtur. Medet! Se k\u00ebt\u00eb mund ta b\u00ebj\u00eb ve\u00e7 Zoti. Dhe ti, me t\u00eb qeshur\u00ebn memistofeliane; thua: Zoti p\u00ebr ta jam un\u00eb. Po ku jan\u00eb veprat?, pyesnin njer\u00ebzit. Dhe, ti, si nj\u00eb magjistar i sapodal\u00eb nga shishja, th\u00ebrret tymrat e propagand\u00ebs s\u00eb TV-ve, dhe mes tyre shfaqen imazhet e tyre fantazma. Njer\u00ebzit duartrokasin. Po ne e dim\u00eb mir\u00eb: sapo mbyllet perdja ti i nxjerr gjuh\u00ebn asaj turme q\u00eb t\u00eb duartroket.<\/p>\n<p>Lamtumir\u00eb hije e mo\u00e7me!<\/p>\n<p>Tashm\u00eb je thjesht arr\u00ebza sterrile q\u00eb po mbytet n\u00eb shurupin e entuziazmit t\u00eb vet, mbase e vetmja gj\u00eb e \u00ebmb\u00ebl n\u00eb zeherin e p\u00ebrgjithsh\u00ebm. I bezdisur nga njer\u00ebzit e men\u00e7ur t\u00eb k\u00ebtij vendi &#8211; intelektual\u00eb, artist\u00eb, gazetar\u00eb &#8211; ti vendose marr\u00ebdh\u00ebnie t\u00eb drejtp\u00ebrdrejta me turmat, edhe pse me siguri e di sa t\u00eb rrezikshme jan\u00eb ato. N\u00eb vendin ton\u00eb ka njer\u00ebz q\u00eb e ngrysin dit\u00ebn me tet\u00ebdhjet\u00eb euro n\u00eb muaj, ti iu b\u00ebje karshill\u00ebk me lombarghinin e atij k\u00ebng\u00ebtarit q\u00eb kushton nj\u00ebqind e tet\u00ebdhjet\u00eb milion\u00eb (sigurisht makina e para n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb rast, sepse k\u00ebng\u00ebtari vlen sa nj\u00eb rriqe n\u00eb rraqe).<\/p>\n<p>Je i gjith\u00eb nj\u00eb kasafort\u00eb katastrofike! Je kryeministri i nj\u00eb vendi fakir fukarenjsh; k\u00ebsisoj do t\u00eb duhej t\u00eb kishe di\u00e7ka nga p\u00ebrvuajtnia e Tolstoit, Gogolit, apo mjaft t\u00eb tjer\u00ebve, q\u00eb uleshin n\u00eb gjunj\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019iu lar\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00ebt t\u00eb varf\u00ebrve. Apo nga vet\u00eb shenjtorja jon\u00eb, N\u00ebn\u00eb Tereza. Po jo! Ti i p\u00ebrbuz t\u00eb varf\u00ebrit, sepse je pashai q\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00ebt ia lajn\u00eb t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt.<\/p>\n<p>Lamtumir\u00eb hije e mo\u00e7me!<\/p>\n<p>Gjith\u00e7ka q\u00eb u prek nga ti u p\u00ebrlye dhe u p\u00ebrdhos. Vet\u00eb fjala rilindje. Po ashtu emrat e Konic\u00ebs dhe Nolit, q\u00eb m\u00ebtoje se i kishe m\u00ebsues. Medet! E vetmja gj\u00eb q\u00eb do t\u00eb hyj\u00eb n\u00eb panteonin e turpit \u00ebsht\u00eb krekosja jote si t\u00eb ishe nj\u00eb mal. S\u2019ke si ta dish se mali \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb humner\u00eb me kryet e ngritur lart, ashtu si dhe nj\u00eb humner\u00eb s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb ve\u00e7se nj\u00eb mal me kok\u00eb posht\u00eb. Po ne dime edhe tjetr\u00ebn: kapardisje jote \u00ebsht\u00eb paguar shtrenjt\u00eb dhe nes\u00ebr mund ta shohim si nj\u00eb gung\u00eb mbi kurrizin e atdheut. Si gung\u00eb deveje. Sepse fjal\u00ebt q\u00eb p\u00ebrdor ti jan\u00eb si devet\u00eb: kan\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb gunga n\u00eb kurris se ato, me q\u00ebllim q\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb rr\u00ebzojn\u00eb m\u00eb shpejt. N\u00eb mos qofshin k\u00ebshtu, fjal\u00ebt e tua jan\u00eb si dh\u00ebmball\u00ebt e veshura me k\u00ebll\u00ebf\u00eb ari. Por vjen koha q\u00eb ky k\u00ebll\u00ebf bie dhe ato shfaqen ashtu si\u00e7 jan\u00eb: t\u00eb krimbura, t\u00eb nxirra.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb fillim t\u00eb mandatit the se fjala e qeveris\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb puna, ashtu si puna e opozit\u00ebs \u00ebsht\u00eb fjala. Fjal\u00eb katedralore. E tani? N\u00eb dyshemen\u00eb e magazinave gjigande t\u00eb fjalimeve t\u00eb tua do t\u00eb mbeten ca gollovezhga arr\u00ebsh bosh, ca l\u00ebvozhga bizelesh q\u00eb tunden n\u00eb er\u00eb, sepse u kan\u00eb r\u00ebn\u00eb kokrrat. S\u2019kan\u00eb thelpinj, s\u2019kan\u00eb p\u00ebrmbajtje. Kaq. Dhe ata q\u00eb do t\u00eb vijn\u00eb m\u00eb von\u00eb, kur t\u00eb shikojn\u00eb gjith\u00eb at\u00eb kalupi me gollovezhga, do t\u00eb thon\u00eb t\u00eb \u00e7uditur. Ky q\u00eb ka b\u00ebr\u00eb kaq bat\u00ebrdi n\u00eb fjal\u00eb ka qen\u00eb kryeminist\u00ebr, apo ket\u00ebr me l\u00ebkur\u00eb arushe?<\/p>\n<p>Lamtumir\u00eb hije e mo\u00e7me!<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb fushat\u00ebn elektorale more p\u00ebrsip\u00ebr rolin butaforik t\u00eb nj\u00eb Atlasi. Po mbaje vet\u00eb globin n\u00eb shpin\u00eb dhe mjafton t\u00eb l\u00ebvizje pak supin q\u00eb ai t\u00eb binte n\u00eb gremin\u00eb. Por, ajme, se globi yt ishte nj\u00eb glob gjeografie, i b\u00ebr\u00eb me miell t\u00eb skaduar, miell me t\u00eb cilin ti ke gatuar gjith\u00eb \u00e7yrek\u00ebt e propagand\u00ebs: me Edin dhe partin\u00eb socialiste. Edhe Enveri nuk thoshte k\u00ebshtu! Jo! Me Partin\u00eb dhe Enverin, ishte sllogani i komunizmit. Eh! K\u00ebta jan\u00eb \u00e7yrek\u00ebt e nj\u00eb \u00e7yryku! Po si k\u00ebshtu?! Si u harruan fjal\u00ebt gjith\u00eb vesk propagandistik: \u201cekip\u201d, \u201cgrup\u201d, \u201cskuad\u00ebr\u201d, fjal\u00eb t\u00eb huazuara nga leksiku sportiv, me mbathje dhe atlete sportive n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb? Aq n\u00eb mod\u00eb u b\u00ebn\u00eb k\u00ebto fjal\u00eb sa, nj\u00eb \u00e7oban q\u00eb \u00e7onte qum\u00ebshtin n\u00eb baxho, nuk p\u00ebrsh\u00ebndeste m\u00eb me fjal\u00ebn \u201cmir\u00ebm\u00ebngjesi!\u201d, por \u201chajde ekipi, foli mushk\u00ebs!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Sidoqoft\u00eb \u00e7\u2019u b\u00eb vall\u00eb ekipi, skuadra, grupi i v\u00ebllaz\u00ebris\u00eb socialiste? Aty \u00ebsht\u00eb, p\u00ebrreth teje. T\u00eb kemi par\u00eb si tund duart n\u00eb aj\u00ebr gjat\u00eb fushatave elektorale, sikur po d\u00ebbon miza? Jan\u00eb ata! Ekipi, ministrat dhe deputet\u00ebt e futur n\u00eb burg, q\u00eb t\u00eb zukatin p\u00ebrreth si ato mizat e gjelb\u00ebra mbi jasht\u00ebqitje. Na shp\u00ebto, thon\u00eb, na shp\u00ebto! Por ti s\u2019do njeri p\u00ebrve\u00e7se vetes. Ndoshta je vet\u00eb peshkaqeni q\u00eb i ka g\u00eblltitur ata n\u00eb bark dhe ke dal\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u2019i vjell\u00eb n\u00eb breg. I shikon si shllapuriten, si tundin bishtin nga k\u00ebnaq\u00ebsia, t\u00eb mbuluar nga jarg\u00ebt dhe admirimi p\u00ebr ty. Dhe ndihesh n\u00eb orgazm\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Lamtumir\u00eb hije e mo\u00e7me!<\/p>\n<p>Harta e Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb ka qen\u00eb p\u00ebr ty nj\u00eb lloj kanavace. E shtrije, e zgjatje, e mblidhje shuk, p\u00ebr t\u00eb hedhur n\u00eb t\u00eb trillet e tua t\u00eb \u00e7mendura. P\u00ebr ta gjykuar nj\u00eb politikan, thot\u00eb Barthez, duhet t\u00eb shikojm\u00eb distanc\u00ebn q\u00eb ndan t\u00eb th\u00ebnit nga t\u00eb b\u00ebrit. Dhe kjo, p\u00ebr hir t\u00eb s\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebs, tek ty \u00ebsht\u00eb humnerore. Je sjellur para turmave si engj\u00ebll, kur brenda shpirtit t\u00eb vlojn\u00eb forcat e s\u00eb keqes, t\u00eb xhindit. Shfaqet e tua surrugato e kan\u00eb humbur freskin\u00eb, sepse ajo q\u00eb i mban ato t\u00eb tilla, g\u00ebnjeshtra, \u00ebsht\u00eb mall me afat t\u00eb shkurt\u00ebr skadence. Vet\u00eb ajo q\u00eb ti imiton, shoq\u00ebria e spektaklit, \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb mall i skadur n\u00eb vitrinat e politik\u00ebs t\u00eb shoq\u00ebris\u00eb evropiane. \u00cbsht\u00eb thjesht nj\u00eb simulak\u00ebr dhe kjo fjal\u00eb merr mjaft kuptim n\u00eb shqip, po t\u00eb ndahet n\u00eb pjes\u00ebt e saj p\u00ebrb\u00ebr\u00ebse: simulak\u00ebr = si m*t lak\u00ebr.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb k\u00ebto estrada e vodevile para turmave, ti mban gjithmon\u00eb nj\u00eb shishe me uj\u00eb. Si xhind q\u00eb je ke b\u00ebr\u00eb shum\u00eb d\u00ebme, por edhe xhindet e kan\u00eb nj\u00eb sekret: t\u2019iu dish formul\u00ebn magjike dhe t\u2019i mbyll\u00ebsh n\u00eb shishe. Tham\u00eb se me vete n\u00eb ato estradat para turmave ti mban gjithmon\u00eb nj\u00eb shishe me uj\u00eb. Ka ardhur koha t\u2019ia hapim vet\u00eb kapakun, t\u00eb t\u00eb ndjellim p\u00ebr t\u2019u futur n\u00eb t\u00eb dhe t\u00eb mos dal\u00ebsh m\u00eb kurr\u00eb. Kurr\u00eb! Data jote \u00ebsht\u00eb prer\u00eb: 11 maj.<\/p>\n<p>Lamtumir\u00eb hije e mo\u00e7me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Balil GJINI Ke qen\u00eb nj\u00eb zhg\u00ebnjim i madh p\u00ebr t\u00eb gjith\u00eb. I dehur nga parfumet e pushtetit, ti ke qen\u00eb n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb tok\u00eb t\u00eb varf\u00ebr nj\u00eb lloj Neroni q\u00eb tallej e zbavitej me gjith\u00e7ka. I provove t\u00eb gjitha. I bindur se virtyti mb\u00ebrrihet n\u00ebp\u00ebrmjet vesit, tashm\u00eb je kokrra e fikut e pjekur dhe e &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":109900,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-politike"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113071"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113072,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113071\/revisions\/113072"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/109900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}