{"id":117134,"date":"2025-06-21T08:37:06","date_gmt":"2025-06-21T08:37:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=117134"},"modified":"2025-06-21T08:37:06","modified_gmt":"2025-06-21T08:37:06","slug":"kronike-e-nje-konflikti-qe-desh-ndezi-europen-flake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2025\/06\/21\/kronike-e-nje-konflikti-qe-desh-ndezi-europen-flake\/","title":{"rendered":"Kronik\u00eb e nj\u00eb konflikti q\u00eb desh ndezi Europ\u00ebn flak\u00eb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga\u00a0Agron GJEKMARKAJ<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>U pa q\u00eb n\u00eb Rinas se delegacionet parlamentare shqiptare ishin tejet t\u00eb ngarkuara me m\u00ebrira e z\u00ebte! Ata u shfaq\u00ebn gjith\u00eb turinj e hund\u00eb, n\u00eb od\u00ebn e pritjes s\u00eb aeroportit t\u00eb mbushur nga dora e Margeritit (ah Margeritn\u00eb e gjor\u00eb e z\u00ebvend\u00ebsoi nj\u00eb zullap) vite m\u00eb par\u00eb me xhubleta, tirqe, brandavek\u00eb e rroba arb\u00ebreshe, q\u00eb me zor ia hoq\u00ebn nga shtati Mamic\u00ebs, e cila bashk\u00eb me Babon duan t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb Arb\u00ebrin\u00eb si\u00e7 i ka hije, bah\u00e7e! Si m\u00eb frikacak dhe jo protagonist, duke par\u00eb tufanin q\u00eb frynte, shkova i pari, thoja me vete \u201ck\u00ebmb\u00ebt e lehta, faqja e bardh\u00eb\u201d dhe u fsheha n\u00eb kuzhin\u00eb, ku her\u00eb pas here lagia edhe fytin e thar\u00eb me ndonj\u00eb gj\u00eb e \u00e7oku cimbisja nga ku mund t\u00eb shihja mesele!<\/p>\n<p>Xha Fatmiri ishte veshur me rroba komb\u00ebtare labe: fustanell\u00eb, jelek dhe nj\u00eb dyfek lod\u00ebr n\u00eb krah; nga pas kishte me vete nj\u00eb orkest\u00ebr popullore q\u00eb u binte sazeve p\u00ebr sukseset q\u00eb ka korrur komisioni i posa\u00e7\u00ebm! Ashtu n\u00eb rropulli e sip\u00ebr, u fut vrik n\u00eb nj\u00eb kthin\u00eb, derisa balona u nis! Evis Kushi, mbuluar kuq e zi, dukej si pasaporta europiane 2030, q\u00eb befas shnd\u00ebrrohej n\u00eb qilim fluturues!<\/p>\n<p>Saimir Koreshi u ndal te pragu me nj\u00eb shalqi sa nj\u00eb babun\u00eb, ku e \u00e7au f\u00ebt-f\u00ebt e po aq seriozisht ia dha t\u00eb ngr\u00ebn\u00ebs, se \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb ham\u00eb \u2013 sok\u00eblliu \u2013 mbetet e jona! Tao, po aq popullor, erdhi\u00a0me dy hejbe t\u00eb mbushura me buk\u00eb, djath\u00eb e mish qengji t\u00eb zier, madje nja dy njolla yndyre i kishin mbetur n\u00eb shpin\u00eb t\u00eb xhaket\u00ebs. B\u00ebnte me dor\u00eb q\u00eb kush t\u00eb mundte t\u00eb afrohej e t\u00eb merrte, po Lavdrim Krashi ndalonte secilin: \u201cM\u00eb mir\u00eb t\u00eb uritur se buk\u00eb haram\u201d, \u2013 psher\u00ebtinte! T\u00eb gjith\u00eb ngrin\u00eb kur krisma d\u00ebgjoheshin n\u00eb rrethinat aty pran\u00eb! Ishte k\u00ebshilltari\u00a0i grupit t\u00eb PD-s\u00eb, Everest Dedaj, me dy pistoleta q\u00eb shtinte n\u00eb aj\u00ebr: pau pau \u2013 si paralajm\u00ebrues i qametit! Nj\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshje triumfi nuk i shqitej! Pra, po vinte Gaz Bardhi!<\/p>\n<p>Ai vet\u00eb u shfaq me hung\u00ebrima, britma, klithma: \u201cKu jan\u00eb, ku jan\u00eb?!\u201d \u2013 th\u00ebrriste k\u00ebrc\u00ebnuesh\u00ebm! Shihja se si deputet\u00ebt vraponin me shpejt\u00ebsi drite p\u00ebr t\u2019u fshehur! Fat q\u00eb Jorushi i Tabak\u00ebve, si\u00a0n\u00ebp\u00ebr balada, doli p\u00ebrpara me nj\u00eb dihame q\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebpuste shpirtin, me nj\u00eb qarje t\u00eb but\u00eb e madh\u00ebshtore, e i tha: \u201cPash\u00eb hatrin e Zotit, ndalu, se vet\u00ebm Eni Xake ka mbetur, se t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt ik\u00ebn me vrap, i mori ushtria dhe po i \u00e7on n\u00eb Zyrih\u201d. Oerdi m\u00ebrm\u00ebriste me vete: \u201cTranzit gloria mundi, tranzit gloria mundi\u201d! Aty p\u00ebr aty u ndal z\u00ebzona! Strasburgu na priste! Aeroplani u nis me uturim\u00eb! D\u00ebgjoheshin aty-k\u00ebtu vet\u00ebm sk\u00ebrmitje dh\u00ebmb\u00ebsh q\u00eb rrafshoheshin nga m\u00ebria! Zheni Bebi Gjergji shp\u00ebrndante melhem, e aspirina! Ina Zhupa lexonte nj\u00eb lajm se n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb po festohej dit\u00eblindja e Mbretit Karlo dhe plot pez\u00ebm, Koreshi hodhi iden\u00eb: Pse nuk festojm\u00eb vitet e Jorushit m\u00eb mir\u00eb \u2013 e qajm\u00eb p\u00ebr mon\u00eb e madh, ka m\u00eb kontribute dhe ka marr\u00eb mbi 20 mij\u00eb vota! \u201cJo, jo\u201d \u2013 tha Gazi, \u201cduhet di\u00e7ka m\u00eb e peshuar, m\u00eb institucionale \u2013 ndoshta dit\u00eblindja e Mamic\u00ebs \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb p\u00ebrbashkuese p\u00ebr kat\u00ebr vilajetet\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>Zbrit\u00ebm ashtu si dreq\u00ebr me dor\u00ebn n\u00eb \u00e7ark! Lajmi q\u00eb p\u00ebrhapte frik\u00eb kishte mb\u00ebrritur para nesh! Toni Gogu ishte lar\u00eb, rruar e qethur p\u00ebr t\u2019i \u00e7uar deri n\u00eb fund vullnetin e Zotit! Na priti i veshur si pastor, me librin e shenjt\u00eb n\u00ebn sqetull e uj\u00eb t\u00eb bekuar n\u00eb dor\u00eb, e filloi me t\u00eb pafet\u00eb e partis\u00eb s\u00eb vet, dhe m\u00eb pas me ne \u2013 besimtar\u00ebt! Na qet\u00ebsoi dhe k\u00ebsisoj shp\u00ebtoi Europ\u00ebn nga nj\u00eb kataklizmo! Sh\u00ebnjtoret e nisin me gj\u00ebra njer\u00ebzore!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga\u00a0Agron GJEKMARKAJ U pa q\u00eb n\u00eb Rinas se delegacionet parlamentare shqiptare ishin tejet t\u00eb ngarkuara me m\u00ebrira e z\u00ebte! Ata u shfaq\u00ebn gjith\u00eb turinj e hund\u00eb, n\u00eb od\u00ebn e pritjes s\u00eb aeroportit t\u00eb mbushur nga dora e Margeritit (ah Margeritn\u00eb e gjor\u00eb e z\u00ebvend\u00ebsoi nj\u00eb zullap) vite m\u00eb par\u00eb me xhubleta, tirqe, brandavek\u00eb e rroba &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":71695,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117134"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117134\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":117135,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117134\/revisions\/117135"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}