{"id":118219,"date":"2025-07-04T17:24:43","date_gmt":"2025-07-04T17:24:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=118219"},"modified":"2025-07-04T17:24:43","modified_gmt":"2025-07-04T17:24:43","slug":"kuvendi-si-skene-tragjikomedie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2025\/07\/04\/kuvendi-si-skene-tragjikomedie\/","title":{"rendered":"Kuvendi si sken\u00eb tragjikomedie!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Agron GJEKMARKAJ<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gjat\u00eb n\u00eb kujtes\u00ebn e miletit do t\u00eb mbahet m\u00ebnd pik\u00ebllimi i Bor\u00ebs n\u00eb vendin e s\u00eb cil\u00ebs p\u00ebrgojohet Zeqineja, tek shikonte xhaxhi Pandin t\u00eb ngujuar mbi karrige p\u00ebr gjat\u00eb gjith\u00eb dit\u00ebs!<\/p>\n

Dukej sikur i thoshte: \u201cT\u2019u pata lutur t\u00eb impenjoheshe m\u00eb shum\u00eb, t\u00eb paraqiteshe m\u00eb mir\u00eb tek platforma \u2018deputeti q\u00eb duam\u2019, por sak\u00ebn, nejse ike ti e t\u00eb erdhi kush\u00ebrira Ina Majko \u2013 gajret!\u201d<\/p>\n

Madje edhe kur socialist\u00ebt u mblodh\u00ebn n\u00eb mejhanen e Kuvendit p\u00ebr t\u00eb pir\u00eb llall\u00ebn e lamtumir\u00ebs q\u00eb Kostaqi i Harvardit si baxhier kishte tundur me dybek e \u00ebmb\u00eblsuar goj\u00ebn me kekun q\u00eb Mamica me ato duar t\u00eb hajthme kishte nomatisur, ai nuk l\u00ebvizi. Ishte vuvosur i t\u00ebri.<\/p>\n

M\u00eb \u00ebndej nj\u00eb cop\u00eb edhe mua, por Kryezevendes\u00a0 Lideri Muli me Gaz Bardhin m\u00eb pan\u00eb v\u00ebng\u00ebr si qortim p\u00ebr oportuniz\u00ebm e mu tha\u00a0 p\u00ebshtyma:<\/p>\n

\u201cNe luftojm\u00eb, ti do t\u00eb hash n\u00eb \u00e7anak me dushmanin?\u201d<\/p>\n

U mblodha, u b\u00ebra grusht.<\/p>\n

Mimi di Puccini dukej si nj\u00eb lis q\u00eb duronte sepatat e fatit, por nuk r\u00ebnkonte, e p\u00ebrzhitur n\u00eb nj\u00eb heshtje solemne.<\/p>\n

Ismet Beqiri q\u00eb \u201cKronika\u201d aq shum\u00eb e desh me sy t\u00eb njomur, me merakun se \u00e7far\u00eb po humbet ky parlament me ikjen e tij, na bekonte nj\u00eb e nga nj\u00eb duke na l\u00ebn\u00eb urat\u00ebn.<\/p>\n

Petro Ko\u00e7i d\u00ebnes\u00adte p\u00ebr Ismetin, jo p\u00ebr vete.<\/p>\n

Vullnet Sina p\u00ebr t\u00eb cilin thuhet se do b\u00ebhet minist\u00ebr mbrojtjeje, lexonte nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr dhe e kalonte koh\u00ebn n\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb t\u00eb kulturuar.<\/p>\n

Gjeneral Koll\u00e7aku q\u00eb nuk pa nj\u00eb dit\u00eb t\u00eb bardh\u00eb, ndihej si Moisi Golemi q\u00eb e rrjepnin dal\u00ebngadal\u00eb n\u00eb sheshin e Stambollit.<\/p>\n

Dilo Nasufi shfaqej si Barbarosa e thoshte: \u201cShyqyr q\u00eb shp\u00ebtoi mjekra ime pa u percelluar!\u201d<\/p>\n

Laert Duro ishte i vetmi q\u00eb edhe dit\u00ebn e fundit e kishte mendjen tek puna! U printe dy karrove me damixhane fringo t\u00eb reja, disa t\u00eb veshur me dru, ca me kasht\u00eb e t\u00eb tjer\u00eb me rreth hekuri t\u00eb cil\u00ebt i shkarkoi me merak e p\u00ebrkujdesje.<\/p>\n

Ja dor\u00ebzoi Damos, i tha: \u201cRuaji si syt\u00eb se ato jan\u00eb p\u00ebr lot\u00ebt e rinj q\u00eb do derdhen, t\u00eb g\u00ebzimit e marazeve, p\u00ebr djers\u00ebt e pun\u00ebs, p\u00ebr l\u00ebngje t\u00eb tjera nga zori.\u201d<\/p>\n

Damo ndihej i prekur p\u00ebr besimin, por edhe i habitur pse nuk u ftua n\u00eb Akademi p\u00ebr t\u00eb dh\u00ebn\u00eb s\u00eb paku l\u00ebnd\u00ebn e fiskultur\u00ebs?!<\/p>\n

Laerti i tha: \u201cTi vazhdo st\u00ebrvitu se t\u00eb vjen radha, po mos merr ment e Ditmarit.\u201d<\/p>\n

Ermonela m\u00eb n\u00eb fund kishte kuptuar di\u00e7ka nga politika.<\/p>\n

Blero shp\u00ebrndante buz\u00ebqeshje si profum sa endej k\u00ebtej si nj\u00eb kujtim i kat\u00ebr viteve q\u00eb van\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Dash Sula kalor\u00ebs i sqim\u00ebs, mbajt\u00ebs shamish\u00eb e thilesh t\u00eb praruara, vikati p\u00ebr t\u00eb fundit her\u00eb, anatemen e Zotit l\u00ebshoi dhe iku pa kthyer kok\u00ebn q\u00eb mos t\u2019i dukeshin lot\u00ebt e madhit p\u00ebr Mamicen q\u00eb i gurgullonin si uj\u00eb kroi.<\/p>\n

Tezja erdhi, nj\u00eb me muzgun e per\u00ebndive t\u00eb step\u00ebs!<\/p>\n

Anila e pa qet\u00eb\u00a0 p\u00ebr z\u00ebrat q\u00eb Bra\u00e7en e shohin si kryebujk kishte hedhur llafin p\u00ebr t\u00eb larguar sikletin nga vetja q\u00eb ajo (tezja) lan e fshin, hekuros e qendis p\u00ebr neomal\u00ebsoren q\u00eb zyr\u00ebn t\u2019ja l\u00ebr\u00eb t\u00eb past\u00ebr bilur.<\/p>\n

Gonxhe pinte aspirina, n\u00eb nj\u00eb an\u00eb Vin virani, n\u00eb tjetr\u00ebn goj\u00ebt e k\u00ebqia po bu\u00e7asin q\u00eb Onid Bejleri meqen\u00ebse ka nj\u00eb dell me Sindrit Bejlerin mund t\u2019i heq\u00eb kultur\u00ebn.<\/p>\n

Jorushi i Tabak\u00ebve q\u00eb m\u00eb 11 Maj u ringrit si Anteu, m\u00eb 1 korrik pati dit\u00eblindjen, as kafe, as gj\u00eb prej gj\u00ebje nuk ofroi, po hi\u00e7 asgj\u00eb. Gjithsesi vitet tutje ajo tehu, mbajti nja tre-kat\u00ebr fjalime t\u00eb zjarrta si energji e mosh\u00ebs, ku i b\u00ebri copash t\u00eb liqt\u00eb, mbase si qerasje p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb rast.<\/p>\n

Albana e kishte p\u00ebrmir\u00ebsuar shum\u00eb q\u00ebndrimin ndaj meje, me gjas\u00eb nuk i dukem njeri aq i keq, ndoshta si dit\u00eb e fundit e legjislatur\u00ebs u tregua zem\u00ebrgjer\u00eb por xhani ma do pak m\u00eb t\u00eb ngroht\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Oerdi e Luani shfaqeshin si nj\u00eb tandem mistik i s\u00eb ardhmes.<\/p>\n

Ulsiu qiti kryet tek llozha e Bak\u00eb xhanit, ndenji si i p\u00ebrhumbur aty dy tre minuta!<\/p>\n

\u201cErdhi Presidenti, erdhi Presidenti m\u00eb n\u00eb fund!\u201d \u2013 pllaqurii duart Eni Xake.<\/p>\n

\u201c\u00cbsht\u00eb Ulsiu moj,\u201d \u2013 tha Etjeni, \u201cpor nuk del n\u00eb kok\u00eb t\u00eb vet ai, \u00ebsht\u00eb sh\u00ebnj\u00eb, duhet nj\u00eb n\u00eb vend t\u00eb Haxhi Lleshit!\u201d Xhikja kishte miqesi me Lymin , Toni si pezak duhet te zgjedhe mes Taos e Ulsiut!<\/p>\n

Blendi Klosi po piqet gjithnj\u00eb e m\u00eb shum\u00eb, nuk shfaq as g\u00ebzim e as m\u00ebrzi, rri ashtu i mufatur si bakllavaja n\u00eb sherbet, por mendonte: \u201cJa, Sara Mile do b\u00ebhet ministre p\u00ebr integrimin, sa mir\u00eb!\u201d<\/p>\n

Petrit Malaj u g\u00ebzua qamet kur Bujari yn\u00eb tha q\u00eb pask\u00ebsh respekt p\u00ebr t\u00eb si profesionist, dhe i thoshte Gaz Bardhit: \u201cGabove q\u00eb m\u00eb shave i paaft\u00eb e budalla, ja e sheh! Delina do ja z\u00ebr\u00eb prap\u00eb vendin, vall\u00eb?!\u201d<\/p>\n

Vin Hoxha po ndien pesh\u00ebn e madh\u00ebshtis\u00eb, ishte gati t\u00eb ftonte n\u00eb duel Gonxhen p\u00ebr Bashkin\u00eb e Tiran\u00ebs, megjith\u00ebse Agron Malaj si gardist e me kultur\u00eb zogiste po p\u00ebrgatitet p\u00ebr minist\u00ebr i brendsh\u00ebm.<\/p>\n

Tao rrinte si\u00e7 i ka hije nj\u00eb akademiku, \u00ebnd\u00ebrronte p\u00ebr ministrin\u00eb e re t\u00eb diaspor\u00ebs me dy z\u00ebvend\u00ebsa: Etilden p\u00ebr vendet e BE dhe Tonin p\u00ebr Amerik\u00ebn e Anglin\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Megjith\u00ebse me fjalimin e fundit dje, Etilda\u00a0 i forcoi pozitat p\u00ebr ministre e marr\u00ebdh\u00ebnieve me Parlamentin ose k\u00ebshilltare e par\u00eb e Babos.<\/p>\n

Nikoqiri mbante p\u00ebrbr\u00ebnda nj\u00eb sakelldi t\u00eb thell\u00eb, ndoshta dhimbja p\u00ebr shok\u00ebt q\u00eb van\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Shalsi me syt\u00eb nga tavani t\u00eb kujtonte Eseninin e madh p\u00ebr nga fuqia e mendimit.<\/p>\n

\u201cKu \u00ebsht\u00eb Ogi, ku \u00ebsht\u00eb Ogi?\u201d \u2013 u d\u00ebgjua nj\u00eb thirrje.<\/p>\n

\u201cPo blen ca \u00e7ifte t\u00eb ruaj\u00eb ministrin\u00eb,\u201d \u2013 tha Bujari i Lushnjes.<\/p>\n

\u201cSe nj\u00eb far\u00eb Ervin Demo ka mbushur Tiran\u00ebn q\u00eb do b\u00ebhet minist\u00ebr arsimi dhe Z\u00ebvend\u00ebs Kryeminist\u00ebr!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cJ\u2019allah j\u2019allah,\u201d \u2013 r\u00ebnkoi Antoneta \u2013 \u201cEdhe Bel\u00ebs edhe Ogit do tu heq\u00eb nafak\u00ebn ky, qenka firaun me ambicie! \u00c7\u2019ka b\u00ebr\u00eb ky, ka hequr gozhdat e ur\u00ebs me t\u00eb prapme!\u201d<\/p>\n

U ankua edhe Dilos: \u201cI punoi qindin n\u00eb fushat\u00eb?!\u201d<\/p>\n

Arben Pellumbi iku pa l\u00ebn\u00eb pas armiq.<\/p>\n

\u201cJa b\u00ebj hallall Babos mjekr\u00ebn dhe dy-tre t\u00eb qara zemre kur g\u00ebzohesha shum\u00eb,\u201d \u2013 tha.<\/p>\n

Bela u pa, ishte hequr me mas\u00eb, na g\u00ebzoi shum\u00eb. Na shihte me \u00e7iltersi t\u00eb madhe t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve si t\u00eb na kishte evlajter.<\/p>\n

Sa e dashur. Na kishte marr\u00eb malli.<\/p>\n

Olta m\u00eb nguli syte qortueshem n\u00eb dalje e me beri rezil \u201cje nj\u00eb thengjill i mbuluar qe se ke shokun ti more firaun, trazon yndyren e Kuvendit baballaret e baballeshat e kombit me keto\u00a0qe shkruan, vatani ka derte e ti b\u00ebn si interesant, hajt mu bej def nga syt\u00eb\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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