{"id":119606,"date":"2025-07-23T09:21:52","date_gmt":"2025-07-23T09:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=119606"},"modified":"2025-07-23T09:21:52","modified_gmt":"2025-07-23T09:21:52","slug":"kronika-qorton-ministrat-e-babos-per-te-rrahurat-paq-mes-njeri-tjetrit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2025\/07\/23\/kronika-qorton-ministrat-e-babos-per-te-rrahurat-paq-mes-njeri-tjetrit\/","title":{"rendered":"Kronika qorton ministrat e Babos p\u00ebr t\u00eb rrahurat paq mes nj\u00ebri-tjetrit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga Agron GJEKMARKAJ<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dje vap\u00eb e madhe, t\u00eb piqej koka si g\u00ebshtenj\u00eb n\u00eb zjarr.<\/p>\n<p>E kush ia kishte ngr\u00ebn\u00eb telefonit!<\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb num\u00ebr q\u00eb mbaronte me 50 nuk pushonte s\u00eb r\u00ebni.<\/p>\n<p>Nuk ia hapa vet\u00ebm pasi shkroi nj\u00eb SMS\u2026 \u201cAman hape, jam Vinushi, ministri i terbietit!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7\u2019kam b\u00ebr\u00eb, thash\u00eb me vete, se nuk jam as shum\u00eb trim si ca t\u00eb tjer\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb marrin gjak n\u00eb vetull, zakonisht rri urt\u00eb, \u00e7oku l\u00ebshoj ndonj\u00eb romuz po aq, se them: zjarrit, ujit e Hyqymetit rriji larg, se gjithsesi n\u00eb opozit\u00eb dhe k\u00ebta qerratenj t\u00eb punojn\u00eb qindin, kund\u00ebrshtar\u00ebt i duan n\u00eb burg.<\/p>\n<p>Salianji 10 muaj n\u00eb hapsan\u00eb pa e ditur kush pse!<\/p>\n<p>Nejse, e hapa dikur, turk e trim: \u201cHajer!\u201d \u2013 i thash\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Ai m\u00eb z\u00eb q\u00eb i dridhej, filloi: \u201cOre jam djal\u00eb me kode, jam njeri p\u00ebr s\u00eb mbari, jam xhanan, kot m\u00eb ke marr\u00eb z\u00ebt, di shkrim e k\u00ebndim, qafsha babdajen, jam me shkoll\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb, kam studiuar n\u00eb Turqi n\u00eb shkoll\u00ebn e zaptijeve, pastaj kam b\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb kurs p\u00ebr violin\u00eb n\u00eb Mynih!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>E nd\u00ebrpreva: \u201cPo si \u00ebsht\u00eb puna more i uruar, fol!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOre jam \u00e7un me vlera\u201d \u2013 tha \u2013 \u201cm\u00eb ka mbetur hatri q\u00eb m\u00eb barazove me Gonxhen, ai para meje \u00ebsht\u00eb analfabet e the q\u00eb i madhi do na fshij\u00eb t\u00eb dyve, po nuk t\u00eb mora p\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb, un\u00eb p\u00ebr \u2018Kronik\u00ebn\u2019 kam respekt, se sapo mora detyr\u00ebn Bela m\u00eb tha q\u00eb at\u00eb lexon dhe Babo dhe ajo vet\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb vler\u00ebsuar performanc\u00ebn e pun\u00ebs dhe kuptuar humoret e vatanit\u2026!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRrofsh, po si e ke hallin?\u201d \u2013 nuk mu durua e pyeta.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKam shum\u00eb frik\u00eb se do ma lini fajin mua, po nuk e nxorra un\u00eb n\u00eb prit\u00eb Iglin, nuk b\u00ebj nga k\u00ebto un\u00eb\u2026!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hop brofa n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb\u2026 \u201cPo \u00e7\u2019ka ndodhur more byrazer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cL\u00ebre, l\u00ebre,\u201d vikati, \u201cturp e faqja e zez\u00eb, nami, hataja, po ja Bela na thirri p\u00ebr mbledhje qeverie, se Babua ka pun\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebdha, si p\u00ebr shembull ta b\u00ebj\u00eb Thethin fush\u00eb, dhe t\u00eb flas\u00eb \u2018sy m\u00eb sy\u2019 si prishen kotecat, por i doli nj\u00eb gj\u00eb e na lajm\u00ebruan q\u00eb pini nj\u00eb kafe nja nj\u00eb sahat, ngrohuni n\u00eb diell!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Po rrinim n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb ne burrat e Hyqymetit e Pirrush palikari na ftoi p\u00ebr kafe po nuk tha kot motit Homeri: \u201cDruaj grek\u00ebt edhe kur b\u00ebjn\u00eb dhurata!\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Kur ai kacamiser filloi gjasme si muhabet burrash e virtytesh.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cS\u2019ke pa geg\u00eb me sy, djegi veten edhe ty,\u201d \u2013 tha Igli, \u201cky sajon VKM-ra, ndalon shp\u00ebrblimet, sillet si xhandari i financave me paran\u00eb publike\u2026!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Befas Petri shp\u00ebrtheu: \u201cUn\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj e un\u00eb t\u00eb kthej\u201d dhe p\u00ebrmbysi tavolin\u00ebn n\u00eb mes t\u00eb mejhan\u00ebs!<\/p>\n<p>Zoti kish menduar p\u00ebr ne dhe hyri n\u00eb mes Ulsushi: \u201cM\u00eb bini mua sa t\u00eb doni po mos e b\u00ebni k\u00ebt\u00eb marr\u00ebzi, po e turp\u00ebroni Babon e krejt Dovletin, ne boll kemi n\u00eb shpin\u00eb fars\u00ebn\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Ai mbante Petritin q\u00eb ishte \u00e7mendur, i cili i grisi k\u00ebmish\u00ebn prej kamriku t\u00eb sapo qepur, me thonj t\u00eb paprer\u00eb ja b\u00ebri shpin\u00ebn gjak, zgjati dor\u00ebn t\u00eb kapte Iglin p\u00ebr flok\u00ebsh por ai tullac i zhguli gjysm\u00ebn e mjekr\u00ebs s\u00eb Ulsis\u00eb, qimet e s\u00eb cil\u00ebs mbuluan barin si brym\u00eb! Nuk e dija aq t\u00eb trash\u00eb, pu pu pu!<\/p>\n<p>Fjal\u00ebt: turiderr, BQ, dudum, edepsez, kok\u00ebshpull\u00eb fluturuan n\u00eb aj\u00ebr, nuk dija \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb b\u00ebja, t\u00eb th\u00ebrrisja Proden t\u00eb vinte vrap me sirena e t\u2019u hidhte hekurat, i b\u00ebja d\u00ebm t\u00eb madh partis\u00eb e s\u2019e b\u00ebja dot\u2026!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPo D\u00ebngu \u00e7\u2019b\u00ebnte nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb?\u201d \u2013 pyeta.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAi mo?\u2026 skuthi mori smuthin me pip q\u00eb kishte porositur dhe u fsheh posht\u00eb banakut\u2026!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Na habiti shum\u00eb ky Petriti, pastaj i tha Iglit: \u201cTa tregoj un\u00eb ty\u2026 ky ja priste me ha at\u00eb q\u00eb nuk thuhet\u2026 kur puna shkoi keq un\u00eb thirra: ndihm\u00eb\u00eb\u00eb, ndihm\u00eb\u00eb\u2026 askush nuk po vinte\u2026 edhe pse Ulsiu po mbahej n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb nga shtyrjet\u2026 jo si ti q\u00eb p\u00ebrfundove n\u00eb spital n\u00eb dhjetor\u2026!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>P\u00ebr fat z\u00ebri ishte d\u00ebgjuar nga Kosta i Gramozit dhe Lindit\u00ebs i cili tanim\u00eb vigj\u00eblon n\u00eb kryesin\u00eb e Kuvendit.<\/p>\n<p>Ai, duke \u00e7jerr\u00eb faqet, kishte shkuar te dera e drunjt\u00eb e Mamic\u00ebs, bim bam, bim bam me grushta e k\u00ebmb\u00eb i binte nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb th\u00ebrriste: \u201cO Per\u00ebndi a ndjeve, l\u00ebshona nj\u00eb rrufe ku jemi katandisur, dordomuzet po na l\u00ebn\u00eb pa guvern\u00eb, vraji Zot, vraji Zot, ata le t\u00eb rrihen si dreq\u00ebr po si ia b\u00ebjn\u00eb Babos k\u00ebt\u00eb, si ia b\u00ebjn\u00eb zemr\u00ebn krater, pak halle ka ai t\u00eb k\u00ebshilloj\u00eb Trampin, Merzin, Makronin e?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dikur Mamica i kishte hapur der\u00ebn dhe ai ishte zalisur te porta, mesele me vete\u2026!<\/p>\n<p>Sa e soll\u00ebn n\u00eb fije Kostaqin, ai filloi t\u00eb tregonte p\u00ebr sinjalin SOS q\u00eb kisha l\u00ebshuar\u2026 Mamica kishte vikatur\u2026 shpejt, shpejt, shpejt tak\u00ebmet, mehlemi, garza, alkool, serume, ishte veshur si ato t\u00eb Kryqit t\u00eb Kuq dhe ja brofi aty me kryqin mbi ball\u00eb si kro\u00e7erosina, l\u00ebshoi nj\u00eb pasthirrm\u00eb, \u201cvuaj nga mosth\u00ebnja, nga pengu tragjik\u201d, dhe pyeti: ku jan\u00eb t\u00eb r\u00ebn\u00ebt, t\u00eb plagosurit dmth\u2026 Petri n\u00ebn nj\u00eb shelg r\u00ebnkonte, Ulsia n\u00ebn nj\u00eb lis ndalonte gjakun me duhan, Igli ndiqte me vrap D\u00ebngun p\u00ebr ta shp\u00ebrblyer me ndonj\u00eb shqelm, po ai nuk kapej\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Nejse, Mamica i leu shpin\u00ebn Ulsiut, fashoi t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt\u2026 m\u00eb dha mua nj\u00eb paracetamol\u2026 me vete ajo nuk pushonte, fliste: \u201cPse more t\u00eb paudh\u00eb po shqyeni nj\u00ebri-tjetrin si oktapod\u00ebt?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pasi e sigurova Vinushin q\u00eb ndershm\u00ebria e tij do t\u00eb vler\u00ebsohet dhe askush nuk do ta faj\u00ebsoj\u00eb, nuk munda t\u00eb rri pa e pyetur si ka mund\u00ebsi q\u00eb nga pallati i Qeveris\u00eb nuk doli askush t\u2019u ndaj\u00eb?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEh, nuk u b\u00ebnte zemra. Tezja r\u00ebnkonte n\u00eb dritare: \u2018T\u00eb vran\u00eb o Miti, t\u00eb vran\u00eb!\u2019\u2026 Anila vajtonte me z\u00eb t\u00eb mbytur si bleg\u00ebrim\u00eb\u2026 Taos i kishte r\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb fik\u00ebt\u2026! Gonxhja thoshte: jo jo m\u00eb rrahin dhe mua, kam frik\u00eb, kam frik\u00eb!<\/p>\n<p>Vet\u00ebm Og, shpirt-n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Agron GJEKMARKAJ Dje vap\u00eb e madhe, t\u00eb piqej koka si g\u00ebshtenj\u00eb n\u00eb zjarr. E kush ia kishte ngr\u00ebn\u00eb telefonit! Nj\u00eb num\u00ebr q\u00eb mbaronte me 50 nuk pushonte s\u00eb r\u00ebni. Nuk ia hapa vet\u00ebm pasi shkroi nj\u00eb SMS\u2026 \u201cAman hape, jam Vinushi, ministri i terbietit!\u201d \u00c7\u2019kam b\u00ebr\u00eb, thash\u00eb me vete, se nuk jam as shum\u00eb &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":71695,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-119606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=119606"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119606\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":119607,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/119606\/revisions\/119607"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=119606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=119606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=119606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}