{"id":123873,"date":"2025-09-22T17:07:01","date_gmt":"2025-09-22T17:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=123873"},"modified":"2025-09-22T17:07:01","modified_gmt":"2025-09-22T17:07:01","slug":"haxhiqamilizem-me-ai-dhe-ministra-dumbabiste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2025\/09\/22\/haxhiqamilizem-me-ai-dhe-ministra-dumbabiste\/","title":{"rendered":"Haxhiqamiliz\u00ebm me AI dhe ministra dumbabist\u00eb"},"content":{"rendered":"
Nga Lu\u00e7iano BO\u00c7I<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Pasi mor\u00ebn kartonat si tek loja \u201cpa fol, pa qesh, pa l\u00ebviz nga vendi\u201d, vargani i qeveris\u00eb mori rrug\u00ebn drejt vendit \u201ct\u00eb beg(k)uar\u201d t\u00eb Presidenc\u00ebs.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Do betoheshin tek \u201ccerberi\u201d i Kushtetut\u00ebs, i cili n\u00eb vend ta ruaj\u00eb e ha p\u00ebr vakt at\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Mes varganit kishte dhe frymor\u00eb dhe jo frymor\u00eb, ku respektin e v\u00ebmendjen m\u00eb t\u00eb madhe e merrte jo frymorja, Diella e AI-s\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Atmosfera otomane ishte nd\u00ebrthur ndjesh\u00ebm me look-un pasunor t\u00eb haxhiqamilistit kryeminist\u00ebr.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Nj\u00eb performanc\u00eb dumbabiste ekselente ku spikaste AI dora vet\u00eb kryeministri Dumbaba 4.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Krenaria ishte e pap\u00ebrmbajtshme dhe legjitime:<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u201cDon Kishoti\u201d me flok\u00eb t\u00eb derdhura, personazhi i famsh\u00ebm i Romantizmit shqiptar sipas Diell\u00ebs frymore, do t\u00eb drejtoj\u00eb politik\u00ebn e jashtme otomane shqiptare.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Arsimin, jo m\u00eb me pika t\u00eb vocka, por me njolla shum\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebdha, me siguri, pritet ta marr\u00eb me koncesion, sic b\u00ebri dikur drejtuesja e kultur\u00ebs me Butrintit, nj\u00eb firm\u00eb shum\u00eb e shquar e prodhimit t\u00eb sallamit.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Mbrojtjen tashm\u00eb e kemi t\u00eb cimentuar e t\u00eb sigurt\u00eb me flot\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb madhe n\u00eb ballkan, me anijet e gomonet e drog\u00ebs q\u00eb cajn\u00eb mes p\u00ebr mes portin e Durr\u00ebsit, t\u00eb ardhur nga amerika latine e larg\u00ebt.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Sh\u00ebndet\u00ebsin\u00eb me ndryshimet e fundit nga kancerogjene tanim\u00eb do ta b\u00ebjm\u00eb pacient fundor nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtar.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Transportin meq\u00ebnes\u00eb ec\u00ebn me autopilot e kan\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb sic ka qen\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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P\u00ebr financa e ekonomi nuk kuptohet pse kan\u00eb v\u00ebn\u00eb minist\u00ebr, sepse vendimet p\u00ebr k\u00ebto fusha l\u00ebvizin n\u00eb lavatrice q\u00eb kan\u00eb pronar\u00eb faktik\u00eb.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Kultura e turizmi tanim\u00eb do zhvendosen tek nj\u00eb vend i ri \u201cstrategjiko-turistik\u201d, tek pista e automotoparkut 181 milion\u00ebsh af\u00ebr varrezave t\u00eb Elbasanit dhe ish pik\u00ebs grumbullimit t\u00eb plehrave.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Nd\u00ebrsa p\u00ebrsa i takon rendit, ka dal\u00eb lajmi \u201ci keq\u201d si p\u00ebr t\u00eb heq syrin e keq, por k\u00ebt\u00eb pritet ta v\u00ebrtetoj\u00eb SPAK, se sapo \u00ebsht\u00eb marr\u00eb vesh se kush do e drejtoj\u00eb, shum\u00eb nga krer\u00ebt e bandave kan\u00eb shpallur publikisht se po b\u00ebjn\u00eb gati vetvrasjet nga frika.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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T\u00eb tjer\u00ebt pastaj jan\u00eb sipas formul\u00ebs: Ma shkruaj emrin dhe mua!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Dhe q\u00eb ceremonia t\u00eb kishte patjet\u00ebr kulm, nuk mund t\u00eb mungonte ministri kampion.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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K\u00ebshtu vendi ku gati 40% e popullsis\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00eb cilit jeton n\u00ebn nivelin e varf\u00ebris\u00eb, vendi me cil\u00ebsi arsimore miserab\u00ebl, me universitete q\u00eb nuk njihen gj\u00ebkundi dhe nga askush, me arsim parauniversitar n\u00eb vendet e fundit t\u00eb bot\u00ebs sipas testit PISA, vendi pa uj\u00eb t\u00eb pijsh\u00ebm 24 or\u00eb, vendi me eksodin m\u00eb t\u00eb madh t\u00eb t\u00eb rinjve, vendi me pagat e pensionet m\u00eb t\u00eb ul\u00ebta, m\u00eb kriminalietin m\u00eb t\u00eb madh, me ekonomin\u00eb t\u00eb sunduar nga parat\u00eb e pista, mundi me shpat\u00ebn e Haxhi Qamilit e jataganin e Diell\u00ebs Gjermanin\u00eb, Anglin\u00eb, Franc\u00ebn, Zvicr\u00ebn Japonin\u00eb, Amerik\u00ebn bashk\u00eb e u vetshpall kampion n\u00eb Inteligjenc\u00eb Artificiale.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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E kjo fiks sic ndodhi me kampionatin bot\u00ebror t\u00eb fundit t\u00eb futbollit p\u00ebr t\u00eb cilin Kim Jong un vet\u00ebshpalli si kampion komb\u00ebtaren e Korese s\u00eb Veriut, e cila jo vet\u00ebm q\u00eb nuk mori pjes\u00eb, por e mund dhe Kamza.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Aferim Dumbab\u00ebs e dumbabist\u00ebve!<\/div>\n
Rroft\u00eb Dovleti!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga Lu\u00e7iano BO\u00c7I Pasi mor\u00ebn kartonat si tek loja \u201cpa fol, pa qesh, pa l\u00ebviz nga vendi\u201d, vargani i qeveris\u00eb mori rrug\u00ebn drejt vendit \u201ct\u00eb beg(k)uar\u201d t\u00eb Presidenc\u00ebs. Do betoheshin tek \u201ccerberi\u201d i Kushtetut\u00ebs, i cili n\u00eb vend ta ruaj\u00eb e ha p\u00ebr vakt at\u00eb. Mes varganit kishte dhe frymor\u00eb dhe jo frymor\u00eb, ku respektin …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":119481,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-politike"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123873"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":123874,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123873\/revisions\/123874"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/119481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}