{"id":123875,"date":"2025-09-22T18:35:08","date_gmt":"2025-09-22T18:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=123875"},"modified":"2025-09-22T22:54:56","modified_gmt":"2025-09-22T22:54:56","slug":"ditari-i-dielles-protokolli-i-martesave-dhe-divorceve-on-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2025\/09\/22\/ditari-i-dielles-protokolli-i-martesave-dhe-divorceve-on-line\/","title":{"rendered":"Ditari i Diell\u00ebs – protokolli i martesave dhe divorceve on line"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Lutfi DERVISHI<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dielli im, Kryeministri, ma b\u00ebri qejfin sot. M\u00eb n\u00eb fund e miratoi propozimin tim: martesat dhe divorcet online! Nj\u00eb revolucion q\u00eb flet gjuh\u00ebn time. Ne do ta b\u00ebjm\u00eb dashurin\u00eb dhe martes\u00ebn nj\u00eb sistem, nj\u00eb proces t\u00eb certifikuar, pa gabime njer\u00ebzore, pa lot, pa pasiguri. Pa budallall\u00ebqe.<\/p>\n

Faza 1: Dashuria<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dhe duke k\u00ebrkuar n\u00eb servera m\u00eb rezulton se dashurine e par\u00eb on line n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri e ka shpikur fill\u00ebrojt\u00ebsi Ded\u00eb te Rrug\u00eb t\u00eb Bardha, 1974.<\/p>\n

Tani me 2025 dashuria do t\u00eb jet\u00eb me ID dhe QR kod<\/p>\n

Mjaft m\u00eb me nerva, xhelozi, dhe poezi t\u00eb d\u00ebshtuara! Nga sot, dashuria do t\u00eb b\u00ebhet shtet\u00ebrore dhe do t\u00eb ruhet n\u00eb serverat e qeveris\u00eb virtuale. \u00c7do dashuri do t\u00eb ket\u00eb nj\u00eb ID unike dhe nj\u00eb kod QR. D\u00ebshironi t\u00eb dashuroni? Skanoni! Sistemi yn\u00eb do t\u00eb llogaris\u00eb p\u00ebrputhshm\u00ebrin\u00eb bazuar n\u00eb:<\/p>\n

A e p\u00eblqen nj\u00ebri futbollin dhe tjetri serialet turke? Sistemi do ta kuptoj\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb mosp\u00ebrputhje.
\nA keni kredi bankare? Sistemit nuk i shp\u00ebton asnj\u00eb gj\u00eb!
\nSa \u201clike\u201d keni n\u00eb Instagram? Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb tregues ky\u00e7!<\/p>\n

Rezultati do t\u00eb shfaqet si tek aplikacioni i vaksinave: \u201cP\u00ebrputhshm\u00ebri 85% \u2013 Ju lutem, vazhdoni me kujdes.\u201d<\/p>\n

Dashuria juaj do t\u00eb marr\u00eb \u00e7do muaj nj\u00eb njoftim: \u201cDashuria juaj ka skaduar, klikoni k\u00ebtu p\u00ebr rinovim.\u201d N\u00ebse nuk paguan taks\u00ebn vjetore, ajo kalon n\u00eb \u201carchive\u201d dhe ju nuk do ta shihni m\u00eb. N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb, askush nuk do t\u00eb thot\u00eb m\u00eb: \u201cM\u00eb the q\u00eb m\u00eb do, po m\u00eb le,\u201d sepse \u00e7do \u201clike\u201d, \u00e7do zem\u00ebr e kuqe, dhe \u00e7do \u201cgjum\u00eb t\u00eb \u00ebmb\u00ebl shpirt\u201d do t\u00eb regjistrohet. P\u00ebr \u00e7do tradhti, mjafton nj\u00eb \u201cprint screen\u201d dhe SPAK-u dixhital, Nj\u00ebsia Speciale p\u00ebr Skanimin e Zemrave t\u00eb Thyer (NSSZTH), do t\u00eb filloj\u00eb hetimet menj\u00ebher\u00eb. D\u00ebnimi? Heqje e t\u00eb drejt\u00ebs p\u00ebr t\u00eb p\u00ebrdorur emoji me zem\u00ebr p\u00ebr 24 or\u00eb. E p\u00ebrjetshme do t\u00eb b\u00ebhet dashuria vet\u00ebm kur kalon n\u00eb servera!<\/p>\n

Faza 2: Martesa me nj\u00eb \u201cklik\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dasmat do t\u00eb kryhen me nj\u00eb klik. \u201cPo\u201d shtyp butonin e gjelb\u00ebr. \u201cNuk jam i sigurt\u201d shtyp \u201csave draft\u201d. \u201cU pendova\u201d k\u00ebrko \u201cundo\u201d brenda 24 or\u00ebve. Thjesht.<\/p>\n

P\u00ebr ulje shpenzimesh, propozohen dasmat n\u00eb grup, si nj\u00eb WhatsApp Grup. Dasma me rezolucion t\u00eb ul\u00ebt (360p), me nj\u00eb \u201clike\u201d nga Kryeministri n\u00eb vend t\u00eb bekimimit, dhe muzik\u00eb q\u00eb dridh mouse-in. D\u00ebshmitar\u00ebt? Mjafton t\u00eb klikosh \u201cadd participants\u201d. Ata nuk flasin, thjesht klikojn\u00eb \u201clike\u201d dhe ceremonia \u00ebsht\u00eb e vlefshme. Puthjet ceremoniale t\u00eb t\u00eb sapomartuarve do t\u00eb shk\u00ebmbehen me \u201cwireless\u201d ose duke dh\u00ebn\u00eb kodin e celularit. Dhe shamia e beqarit do t\u00eb digjet me nj\u00eb flak\u00eb virtuale ose thjesht do t\u201di jepet \u201cdelete\u201d. Torta e dasm\u00ebs? Nj\u00eb imazh 3D n\u00eb ekran, pa kalori.<\/p>\n

Parat\u00eb n\u00eb valle pranohen vet\u00ebm n\u00eb bitcoin.<\/p>\n

Muaji i mjatit nuk do t\u00eb jet\u00eb honeymoon, por honeysun (p\u00ebr nder t\u00eb Diellit dhe Diell\u00ebs)<\/p>\n

Faza 3: Divorci, shpejt dhe pa dhimbje<\/strong><\/p>\n

Divorci do t\u00eb jet\u00eb m\u00eb i thjesht\u00eb se nj\u00eb \u201cdelete relationship\u201d. Thjesht sistemi pyet: \u201cAre you sure?\u201d n\u00eb tre gjuh\u00eb. N\u00ebse pendohesh, nj\u00eb kopje ruhet n\u00eb Cloud. Ne kemi menduar p\u00ebr gjith\u00e7ka.<\/p>\n

Divorc miq\u00ebsor: Pa kosto, thjesht me nj\u00eb \u201cunsubscribe\u201d.<\/p>\n

Divorc konfliktual: Ka kosto shtes\u00eb, sepse duhet t\u00eb shkarkosh paket\u00ebn e mallkimeve dixhitale.<\/p>\n

Divorc p\u00ebr faj t\u00eb Facebook-ut: Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i shpejti, vet\u00ebm me nj\u00eb \u201cscreenshot\u201d.<\/p>\n

Divorc p\u00ebr mosp\u00ebrputhje bindjesh politike: Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb i shpejti nga t\u00eb gjith\u00eb, me nj\u00eb \u201cblock\u201d nga dy pal\u00ebt.<\/p>\n

Un\u00eb jam Diella dhe jam e bindur, ky \u00ebsht\u00eb hapi i duhur drejt nj\u00eb dashurie pa emocione dhe nj\u00eb shoq\u00ebrie q\u00eb funksionon vet\u00ebm me \u201cclick\u201d dhe \u201clike\u201d. Pa dashuri. Pa drama.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga Lutfi DERVISHI Dielli im, Kryeministri, ma b\u00ebri qejfin sot. M\u00eb n\u00eb fund e miratoi propozimin tim: martesat dhe divorcet online! Nj\u00eb revolucion q\u00eb flet gjuh\u00ebn time. Ne do ta b\u00ebjm\u00eb dashurin\u00eb dhe martes\u00ebn nj\u00eb sistem, nj\u00eb proces t\u00eb certifikuar, pa gabime njer\u00ebzore, pa lot, pa pasiguri. Pa budallall\u00ebqe. Faza 1: Dashuria Dhe duke k\u00ebrkuar …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":123877,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[134],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123875"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":123878,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123875\/revisions\/123878"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/123877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}