{"id":125245,"date":"2025-10-08T18:09:13","date_gmt":"2025-10-08T18:09:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=125245"},"modified":"2025-10-08T18:09:13","modified_gmt":"2025-10-08T18:09:13","slug":"gole-hajduti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2025\/10\/08\/gole-hajduti\/","title":{"rendered":"Gole hajduti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ng<\/strong>a\u00a0<strong>Agim XHAFKA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dialogu m\u00eb posht\u00eb ngjan si sajim humoristik.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ashtu mbase duket n\u00eb shtete q\u00eb jan\u00eb shtete. Tek ne jo q\u00eb besohet, jo q\u00eb ngjan me t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn, por nga humoristik kthehet n\u00eb dramatik. Ku po shkojm\u00eb k\u00ebshtu? Ku po mbytemi? Se fundin n\u00eb \u00e7do sektor e kemi kapur tash ca vite. E kemi p\u00ebrqafuar dhe qeveria jon\u00eb punon e lufton me p\u00ebrkushtim t\u00eb madh t\u00eb mos e l\u00ebshoj\u00eb. \u00cbsht\u00eb salduar atje. Te d\u00ebshtimi.<\/p>\n<p>**.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 **.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 **.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 **<\/p>\n<p>-Ollg\u00eb, m\u00eb n\u00eb fund m\u00eb filloi pun\u00eb \u00e7upa.<\/p>\n<p>-Ku k\u00ebshtu, me?<\/p>\n<p>-N\u00eb Ministri.<\/p>\n<p>-Ua sa mir\u00eb! B\u00ebri ndonj\u00eb konkurs a si?<\/p>\n<p>-Hahaha, jo moj mot\u00ebr jo. E rregulloi Golja.<\/p>\n<p>-Gole hajduti, moj! L\u00ebviz vendit!<\/p>\n<p>-Po, po, ai i t\u00ebri. Gole hajduti fiks. U kam sjell\u00eb vota un\u00eb e nuk ma b\u00ebjn\u00eb fjal\u00ebn dysh, m\u00eb tha. Tak-fak nisi pun\u00eb goca. Pun\u00eb zyre. Asgj\u00eb nuk b\u00ebn e \u00e7do muaj merr goxha rrog\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>-Po sa lek\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebrkoi Golja, me?<\/p>\n<p>-Hi\u00e7, asgj\u00eb. Asnj\u00eb lek\u00eb. P\u00ebr at\u00eb buk\u00eb! M\u00eb mjaftojn\u00eb tender\u00ebt q\u00eb m\u00eb japin, tha.<\/p>\n<p>-Eh, sa gabim, kot e largova un\u00eb \u00e7unin nga Golja. Ishin shok\u00eb n\u00eb 9-vje\u00e7are. Mos rri me shok\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebqinj, i thash\u00eb. Se Goles si hajdut i kishte dal\u00eb nami deri n\u00eb Spanj\u00eb. Eh, t\u00eb m\u00eb ishte b\u00ebr\u00eb dhe \u00e7uni hajdut si Golja tani do kishim t\u00eb siguruar ila\u00e7et e mija e t\u00eb plakut t\u00eb pakt\u00ebn. Do kishim b\u00ebr\u00eb dhe nder me vende pune n\u00ebp\u00ebr lagje. Mbase do vinte dhe dh\u00ebmb\u00ebt burri, Gaqo ziu q\u00eb p\u00ebrtyp p\u00ebrshesh tash tre vjet. Ah, moj kok\u00eb sa d\u00ebm b\u00ebre q\u00eb largove \u00e7unin nga Gole hajduti! Ah\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga\u00a0Agim XHAFKA Dialogu m\u00eb posht\u00eb ngjan si sajim humoristik. Ashtu mbase duket n\u00eb shtete q\u00eb jan\u00eb shtete. Tek ne jo q\u00eb besohet, jo q\u00eb ngjan me t\u00eb v\u00ebrtet\u00ebn, por nga humoristik kthehet n\u00eb dramatik. Ku po shkojm\u00eb k\u00ebshtu? Ku po mbytemi? Se fundin n\u00eb \u00e7do sektor e kemi kapur tash ca vite. E kemi p\u00ebrqafuar &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":64522,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125245"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125246,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125245\/revisions\/125246"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/64522"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}