{"id":125610,"date":"2025-10-14T08:49:16","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T08:49:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=125610"},"modified":"2025-10-14T08:49:16","modified_gmt":"2025-10-14T08:49:16","slug":"monopatinat-rreziku-kombetar-numer-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2025\/10\/14\/monopatinat-rreziku-kombetar-numer-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Monopatinat, rreziku komb\u00ebtar num\u00ebr 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Lutfi DERVISHI<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ministrja Diella, pas nj\u00eb update-i t\u00eb suksessh\u00ebm t\u00eb sistemit \u201cQytetar\u00ebt Ankohen v2.0\u201d, mori nj\u00eb val\u00eb ankesash q\u00eb s\u2019e priste as serveri i saj emocional: monopatinat ishin bllokuar.<\/p>\n

Sistemi i saj i alarmit brenda mendjes jo organike l\u00ebshoi menj\u00ebher\u00eb njoftimin:
\n\u201cAttention: Unexpected User Experience Detected!\u201d<\/p>\n

Ju kujtua koha kur punonte asistente dhe e urdh\u00ebronin \u201ccopat e mishit\u201d. Mori q\u00ebndrim ministror dhe i dha urdh\u00ebr asistentes t\u00eb nis\u00eb k\u00ebrkimin n\u00eb rrjet p\u00ebr \u201cligjshm\u00ebrin\u00eb e bllokimit\u201d, \u201cafatet\u201d, \u201cparalajm\u00ebrimet\u201d dhe \u201crrug\u00ebt alternative p\u00ebr qytetar\u00ebt pa monopatina\u201d. Rezultati? Error 404: Transparenc\u00eb Not Found.<\/p>\n

Diella mori komand\u00ebn manuale dhe u fut vet\u00eb n\u00eb sistem. U p\u00ebrpoq t\u00eb kuptonte pse ishte m\u00eb urgjente ndalimi i monopatinave sesa ndalimi i ndonj\u00eb hajduti t\u00eb tender\u00ebve q\u00eb nxitonin n\u00ebp\u00ebr ministri me \u201ckaterfenersha\u201d.<\/p>\n

Nga t\u00eb dh\u00ebnat q\u00eb analizoi, ajo kuptoi di\u00e7ka trondit\u00ebse: dy arritjet m\u00eb t\u00eb m\u00ebdha t\u00eb Ministres s\u00eb Brendshme n\u00eb pun\u00ebn e saj deri m\u00eb tani ishin:<\/p>\n

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  1. Bllokimi i nj\u00eb zv\/ministri sepse pinte cigare,<\/li>\n
  2. Bllokimi i monopatinave sepse \u201ckishin shtuar aksidentet\u201d.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Diella k\u00ebrkoi gjith\u00eb pasditen numrin e t\u00eb vrar\u00ebve nga monopatinat. As databaza \u201cINSTAT- Mortality 2025\u201d nuk kishte t\u00eb dh\u00ebna.<\/p>\n

    Sistemi s\u00ebrish u p\u00ebrgjigj: Error 404 \u2013 victims not found.<\/p>\n

    Ironikisht, n\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin server qeveritar ekzistonte nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr dosje: \u201cVrasje gjyqtari n\u00eb zyr\u00eb\u201d. Aty, ministrja kishte komentuar se \u201csiguria e godinave nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb pun\u00eb e policis\u00eb\u201d.<\/p>\n

    \u201cSleeping mode\u201d?!<\/p>\n

    Diella b\u00ebri nj\u00eb brainstorm me veten:<\/p>\n

    \u201cMakina vrasin \u00e7do dit\u00eb humans\u2026 pse nuk i bllokojm\u00eb edhe ato? Me nj\u00eb vendim zgjidhim tre probleme: aksidentet, trafikun dhe ndotjen e ajrit. Nj\u00eb one-click solution, si\u00e7 e quaj un\u00eb n\u00eb gjuh\u00ebn e politik\u00ebs digjitale!\u201d<\/p>\n

    Pastaj, me gjith\u00eb seriozitetin e nj\u00eb softueri q\u00eb sapo ka b\u00ebr\u00eb reboot, ajo ia paraqiti planin Diellit. Por Dielli u ngrys dhe tha me z\u00eb t\u00eb ngrysur si dark mode: \u201cTi, Diella, nuk je k\u00ebtu p\u00ebr t\u00eb fiksuar realitetin. Je k\u00ebtu p\u00ebr t\u00eb fiksuar perceptimin. Aksidentet me makina jan\u00eb tragjedi; aksidentet me monopatin\u00eb jan\u00eb tituj interesant lajmesh! E ke pare sa like marr kur postoj lajme nga \u201chap\u00ebsira publike?\u201d K\u00ebto reforma shtet nd\u00ebrtuese gjenerojne komente pozitive! Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb \u201cuser management, nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb \u2018debugging\u2019 i rrug\u00ebve!<\/p>\n

    Tani, bind njer\u00ebzit se bllokuam monopatinat p\u00ebr t\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb shtet\u201d<\/p>\n

    Diella mori nj\u00eb moment \u201cprocessing\u2026\u201d, pastaj mendoi horizontalisht, vertikalisht, diagonalisht dhe\u2026 l\u00ebshoi verdiktin e saj final:<\/p>\n

    \u201cKa aksidente me avion\u00eb, me trena, me makina, me motorra\u2026 por asnj\u00eb s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb aq i rreziksh\u00ebm sa ai me monopatin\u00eb: aty humb jo vet\u00ebm ekuilibrin, por edhe dinjitetin!\u201d<\/p>\n

    \u201cVotuesi shqiptar \u00ebsht\u00eb shum\u00eb i ndjesh\u00ebm \u2013 mund ta l\u00ebsh pa uj\u00eb, mund ta l\u00ebsh gjith\u00eb dit\u00ebn n\u00eb trafik, mund t\u2019i rris\u00ebsh \u00e7mimet sa t\u00eb duash, por po e preke n\u00eb dinjitet nuk t\u00eb fal!<\/p>\n

    Monopatinat vrasin dinjitetin nd\u00ebrsa makinat vet\u00ebm njer\u00ebz!<\/p>\n

    Shqiptari p\u00ebr nj\u00eb dinjitet rron!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Nga Lutfi DERVISHI Ministrja Diella, pas nj\u00eb update-i t\u00eb suksessh\u00ebm t\u00eb sistemit \u201cQytetar\u00ebt Ankohen v2.0\u201d, mori nj\u00eb val\u00eb ankesash q\u00eb s\u2019e priste as serveri i saj emocional: monopatinat ishin bllokuar. Sistemi i saj i alarmit brenda mendjes jo organike l\u00ebshoi menj\u00ebher\u00eb njoftimin: \u201cAttention: Unexpected User Experience Detected!\u201d Ju kujtua koha kur punonte asistente dhe e …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":125611,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-125610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125610"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125612,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125610\/revisions\/125612"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/125611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}