{"id":126975,"date":"2025-10-30T17:49:11","date_gmt":"2025-10-30T17:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=126975"},"modified":"2025-10-30T17:49:11","modified_gmt":"2025-10-30T17:49:11","slug":"tre-buajt-heroi-i-plagosur-dhe-qeveria-jetime-kronika-me-personazhe-te-reja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2025\/10\/30\/tre-buajt-heroi-i-plagosur-dhe-qeveria-jetime-kronika-me-personazhe-te-reja\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cTre buajt\u201d, heroi i plagosur dhe qeveria \u201cjetime\u201d! \u2013 \u201cKronika\u201d me personazhe t\u00eb reja"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga Agron GJRKMARKAJ<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tre \u201cbuajt\u201d e parlamentarizmit, Niko, Tao dhe Toni, shfaqeshin sot n\u00eb nj\u00eb gjendje veshtullore. Buz\u00ebqeshja e tyre kishte nj\u00eb si ngjyr\u00eb, gati n\u00eb t\u00eb murrme. Tao kujdesej si prind i dashur t\u00eb jepte p\u00ebrshtypjen q\u00eb \u00e7do gj\u00eb pa Gaz Bardhin \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb mrekulli, vet\u00eb jeta marifeti e lezeti!<\/p>\n<p>Se ai lanet na qenk\u00ebsh penges\u00eb p\u00ebr dasm\u00eb. Nikua sillej si nj\u00eb hero i plagosur q\u00eb po binte theror p\u00ebr partin\u00eb. Se brendshmi ndihej krenar q\u00eb n\u00eb syt\u00eb e deputet\u00ebve t\u00eb rinj dukej si komisari me dor\u00eb t\u00eb plagosur e t\u00eb fashuar tek filmi \u201cKur zbardhi nj\u00eb dit\u00eb\u201d, episodi \u201cUra\u201d!<\/p>\n<p>Klosi e kishte gllir\u00eb, gjum\u00ebprishur erdhi me syt\u00eb kapu\u00e7, dukej si dikush q\u00eb nuk b\u00ebn asgj\u00eb dhe niset p\u00ebr asgj\u00ebkund. Qejfprishur q\u00eb her\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr Zeqineja e ngat\u00ebrroi me Musa Ulqinin, i rrinte gjith\u00eb hund\u00eb e buz\u00eb \u201cKronik\u00ebs\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Damua shfaqi t\u00eb gjitha dijet e tij filozofike sot, t\u00eb m\u00ebdha sa nj\u00eb plantacion me pambuk, dhe i ra hasha miqesis\u00eb s\u00eb madhe q\u00eb dikur kishin me Nikon dhe Ditmarin kur ecnin si t\u00eb deklasuar nga liqeni.<\/p>\n<p>Ky pohim Bra\u00e7es i shkaktoi nj\u00eb g\u00ebzim t\u00eb brendsh\u00ebm e nj\u00eb buz\u00ebqeshje prej shejtani!<\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb m\u00ebngjes spikati seanca psikologjike e Kinduin\u00ebs me Lamellarin dhe Bor\u00ebn, e cila t\u00ebrhiqte llull\u00ebn e saj si Stalini. Jetim\u00eb duket Qeveria pa Bor\u00ebn. Mallkuar qofte dita kur ju pre fermani.<br \/>\nKinduina, me marifete profesionale t\u00eb hulumtimit t\u00eb karaktereve, e cila me gjas\u00eb do t\u00eb z\u00ebvend\u00ebsoj\u00eb Etilden, pyeste me gjith\u00eb p\u00ebrkujdesje:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cXhaxhi Llari, xhaxhi Llari, si ja dole q\u00eb nga mbath\u00ebs kuajsh t\u00eb b\u00ebhesh njeri koxha i lart\u00eb, me nj\u00eb barr\u00eb mend, aq sa Babua d\u00ebboi Ulsin\u00eb e t\u00eb besoi sherjan\u00eb dhe ne ta d\u00ebgjojm\u00eb llafin me admirim e p\u00ebrkorje?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nj\u00eb nyj\u00eb si shtellung\u00eb iu b\u00eb n\u00eb fyt dhe fjala nuk i dilte nga emocioni. Mir\u00ebsia e Bor\u00ebs e shp\u00ebtoi; ajo tha qart\u00eb, qart\u00eb: \u201cProblemet dol\u00ebn.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kacamisri, Pirrush Dengu, ka nj\u00eb vet\u00ebndjerje sot, a thua se \u00ebsht\u00eb Kollokotroni, dhe qortonte Tez\u00ebn me patos: \u201cSi e fshive komentin p\u00ebr Belen?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tezja b\u00ebri sikur nuk e d\u00ebgjoi dhe i hodhi nj\u00eb shikim t\u00eb qasht\u00ebr Ervin Demos, q\u00eb nj\u00eb dor\u00eb fuste n\u00ebn banak e llop ,hante biskota.<\/p>\n<p>Jorushi i Tabakeve, e lodhur nga rropullia e Bot\u00ebs, dukej si suor Beatrice q\u00eb i lutej Zotit q\u00eb paqja t\u00eb binte mbi shpirtrat e trazuar , marazi t\u00eb fashitej e zollumi, duke u trashur, t\u00eb k\u00ebputej!<\/p>\n<p>T\u00eb gjith\u00eb u b\u00ebm\u00eb merak, i madh e i vog\u00ebl, pse Bledion Nallbaja nuk ishte n\u00eb sall\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cQyqja, ku asht djali?\u201d \u2013 pyeti Jozefina.<\/p>\n<p>Jep e merr, e gjet\u00ebm diku n\u00eb nj\u00eb bar.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNuk vij,\u201d tha, \u201co m\u00eb ktheni Mamicen me kat\u00ebr vilajete, o b\u00ebhet hataja! Nuk dua as mall as gj\u00eb; ajo n\u00eb qiell n\u00eb balon\u00eb, ne n\u00eb tok\u00eb nuk e shoh dot Nikon aty si pa file! Do i b\u00ebj gj\u00ebm\u00ebn, po m\u00eb verbohen syt\u00eb! E ajo virane ishte ila\u00e7!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEja,\u201d i tham\u00eb, \u201cse Nikos po ia pret k\u00ebmb\u00ebt e karriges Tao.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBah, m\u00eb e zez\u00eb ajo dit\u00eb,\u201d tha.<\/p>\n<p>Igli Hasani m\u00ebrmeriste me vete: \u201cKush jam un\u00eb, \u00e7far\u00eb dua k\u00ebtu, m\u00eb pla\u00e7in syt\u00eb, m\u00eb pla\u00e7in?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Antoneta Dhima shkruante kujtime p\u00ebr betejat e b\u00ebra me Ismet Beqirin, at\u00eb levend t\u00eb Mallakastr\u00ebs, q\u00eb qetohet atje n\u00ebn hijen e manit me putirin si nagant n\u00eb dor\u00eb, n\u00ebn shikimin admironj\u00ebs t\u00eb Sar\u00ebs p\u00ebr ka\u00e7urrelat t\u00eb kuruar mbi bikotina!<\/p>\n<p>Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb Sypetrit Malaj hapte goj\u00ebn dhe shtriqej, tinguj perhumbjeje leshonte.<\/p>\n<p>Shalsi atje nga fundi qeronte fara.<\/p>\n<p>Evis Kushi ulte kok\u00ebn q\u00eb shikimi ateror i \u201cKronik\u00ebs\u201d t\u00eb mos binte mbi t\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Ivi Kaso aq mir\u00eb foli sot sa nga emocionet nxori kreherin, por pastaj u kujtua se nuk i duhej.<\/p>\n<p>Elda Hoti, si mbesa e Ded Gjo Lulit, e trembi Nikon e sapo konfirmuar me z\u00ebrin pushk\u00eb e llafet q\u00eb tha.<\/p>\n<p>Gj\u00ebra t\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsishme u than\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Kaq p\u00ebr sot, jemi n\u00eb pritje p\u00ebr lajme nga Kosta 100% i Mamices i cili per nj\u00eb vit linte t\u00eb kuptonte q\u00eb maksimumi vetem 36% arrinte!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Agron GJRKMARKAJ Tre \u201cbuajt\u201d e parlamentarizmit, Niko, Tao dhe Toni, shfaqeshin sot n\u00eb nj\u00eb gjendje veshtullore. Buz\u00ebqeshja e tyre kishte nj\u00eb si ngjyr\u00eb, gati n\u00eb t\u00eb murrme. Tao kujdesej si prind i dashur t\u00eb jepte p\u00ebrshtypjen q\u00eb \u00e7do gj\u00eb pa Gaz Bardhin \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb mrekulli, vet\u00eb jeta marifeti e lezeti! 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