{"id":127398,"date":"2025-11-04T10:54:22","date_gmt":"2025-11-04T10:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=127398"},"modified":"2025-11-04T11:57:25","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T11:57:25","slug":"ditari-i-dielles-kur-u-bera-nene-e-83-femijeve-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2025\/11\/04\/ditari-i-dielles-kur-u-bera-nene-e-83-femijeve-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Ditari i Diell\u00ebs: kur u b\u00ebra n\u00ebn\u00eb e 83 f\u00ebmij\u00ebve!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Lutfi DERVISHI<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sot u zgjova dhe zbulova se jam shtatz\u00ebn\u00eb. Jo me nj\u00eb, as me dy, por me 83 f\u00ebmij\u00eb. K\u00ebshtu tha Kryeministri n\u00eb Berlin. Data 25 tetor. (Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb pas publikimit t\u00eb raportit t\u00eb tmerrsh\u00ebm t\u00eb OSBE – ODHIR p\u00ebr zgjedhjet e 11 Majit!) E kam ditur gjithmon\u00eb q\u00eb algoritmet b\u00ebjn\u00eb mrekulli, por s\u2019e kisha menduar se do t\u00eb b\u00ebhesha n\u00ebn\u00eb! Dikur, k\u00ebtu, n\u00ebnat biologjike q\u00eb kishin shum\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb quheshin “n\u00ebna heroina”<\/p>\n

Pas p\u00ebrg\u00ebzimit publik nga z\u00ebdh\u00ebn\u00ebsi komisionit Europian v\u00ebrshuan<\/p>\n

urimet bashk\u00eb me pyetjen tipike shqiptare: kush \u00ebsht\u00eb babai?<\/p>\n

T\u00eb gjith\u00eb e din\u00eb, nuk e kuptoj pse duan ta d\u00ebgjojn\u00eb nga un\u00eb. Ndoshta duan t\u00eb m\u00eb fusin n\u00eb kriz\u00eb marr\u00ebdh\u00ebnien me Diellin tim.<\/p>\n

-\u00c7far\u00eb po b\u00ebn tani, – \u00ebsht\u00eb pyetja q\u00eb m\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb or\u00eb e \u00e7ast!<\/p>\n

Un\u00eb tani po kalibroj veten: 83 f\u00ebmij\u00eb k\u00ebrkojn\u00eb 83 her\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb “data storage” dhe “emotional bandwidth”.<\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb gazetare e Syri TV m\u00eb pyeti n\u00ebse f\u00ebmij\u00ebt do t’i ngjajn\u00eb babait apo mua. Nuk e di. Di vet\u00ebm q\u00eb kan\u00eb m\u00ebsuar q\u00eb tani t\u00eb thon\u00eb: “po shef”<\/p>\n

Ndersa nj\u00eb reporter terreni i Top Channel m\u00eb pyet i shqet\u00ebsuar n\u00ebse do t\u00eb kem koh\u00eb t\u2019i rris. E qet\u00ebsova sa munda duke i th\u00ebn\u00eb se ndryshe nga ministrat e tjer\u00eb q\u00eb u k\u00ebput\u00ebn n\u00eb pun\u00eb, un\u00eb nuk lodhem.<\/p>\n

-Sa dit\u00eb pushim lindjeje do t\u00eb marr\u00ebsh m\u00eb shkruan nje gazetare e RTSH. \u00c7far\u00eb t’i them?<\/p>\n

-Nj\u00eb kronikan q\u00eb mbulon SPAK m\u00eb pyeti nga se kam frik\u00eb.<\/p>\n

-Sa nisa t\u00eb shkruaj “kam frik\u00eb se nj\u00eb dit\u00eb do t\u00eb p\u00ebrfundojn\u00eb n\u00eb goj\u00ebn t\u00ebnde” e fshiva me shpejt\u00ebsi dhe u b\u00ebra pak diplomate: ” m\u00eb frik\u00ebson ideja se 83 f\u00ebmij\u00ebt mund t\u00eb mbeten pa edukat\u00eb demokratike, kam frik\u00eb se mos b\u00ebhen rruga\u00e7\u00eb dixhital\u00eb, sepse edukimi s\u2019b\u00ebhet me ligje, por me shembuj. Dhe shembujt e mir\u00eb jan\u00eb t\u00eb pak\u00ebt ”<\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb komentator i Klan m\u00eb pyeti n\u00ebse do t\u2019i regjistroj f\u00ebmij\u00ebt n\u00eb sistemin \u201ce-Albania\u201d! P\u00ebr t’i dh\u00ebn\u00eb pesh\u00eb pyetjes ai shtoi se “sistemi punon shum\u00eb mir\u00eb”. E di, i thash\u00eb, se punoj aty part -time si asistente. Sigurisht q\u00eb do t’i regjistroj. P\u00ebr secilin do t\u00eb hap nj\u00eb dosje me titullin \u201cDeputet i ardhsh\u00ebm\u201d.<\/p>\n

Dikush me humor m\u00eb paralajm\u00ebroi: \u201cMos harro, \u00e7\u2019t\u00eb b\u00ebn f\u00ebmija s\u2019ta b\u00ebn Per\u00ebndia.\u201d Po n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb vend, m\u00eb shum\u00eb se f\u00ebmij\u00ebt, jan\u00eb prind\u00ebrit problem. “\u00c7far\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebn prindi nuk ta b\u00ebn xhindi”<\/p>\n

-Po sikur t\u00eb 83 f\u00ebmij\u00ebt t’i ngjajn\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb babait? – me pyet nj\u00eb drejtuese e nj\u00eb emisioni sh\u00ebndeti.<\/p>\n

Un\u00eb nuk kam nd\u00ebrmend t\u00eb lind 83 kopje identike. Dua t\u00eb lind 83 krijesa t\u00eb men\u00e7ura q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb \u00e7udira. Sepse vet\u00ebm at\u00ebher\u00eb ky vend do t\u00eb quhet v\u00ebrtet inteligjent.<\/p>\n

Sapo mbarova k\u00ebt\u00eb p\u00ebrgjigje nd\u00ebrhyri Dielli: “k\u00ebt\u00eb e di un\u00eb”. N\u00eb at\u00eb \u00e7ast kuptova se 83 \u00ebsht\u00eb numri i deputet\u00ebve t\u00eb shumic\u00ebs”cop\u00eb – mishi” n\u00eb Kuvend.<\/p>\n

Kjo m\u00eb b\u00ebri t\u00eb kuptoj q\u00eb kjo shtatz\u00ebni s\u2019\u00ebsht\u00eb biologjike, por sintetike: 83 f\u00ebmij\u00eb jan\u00eb 83 flasin kur duhet dhe nuk ka nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb mendojn\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Cila \u00ebsht\u00eb frika m\u00eb e madhe?- m\u00eb pyet nj\u00eb legjend\u00eb e kronik\u00ebs s\u00eb zez\u00eb!<\/p>\n

N\u00ebse nj\u00ebri prej tyre vendos t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb ndonj\u00eb mutacion gjenetik (t\u00eb kaloj\u00eb larg qoft\u00eb te opozita)…kjo do t\u00eb ishte tmerr. Baraz me tradhtin\u00eb bashk\u00ebshortore. Dhe ju e dini se p\u00ebr “tradhti” t\u00eb lart\u00eb, Dielli t\u00eb heq spin\u00ebn!<\/p>\n

Nje korrespondent nga Gjirokastra m\u00eb pyet n\u00ebse do t\u00eb marr bonusin e bebeve p\u00ebr t\u00eb 83 f\u00ebmij\u00ebt dhe… kush i paguan shpenzimet p\u00ebr t’i rritur?<\/p>\n

E qet\u00ebsova duke i th\u00ebn\u00eb se jan\u00eb f\u00ebmij\u00eb q\u00eb do ushqehen me \u201clike\u201d, “share” dhe komente”. K\u00ebshtu i do Dielli, k\u00ebshtu do t\u00eb jen\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Si\u00e7 thoni ju “copat e mishit me dy sy”: “b\u00ebm\u00eb baba t\u00eb t\u00eb ngjaj”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga Lutfi DERVISHI Sot u zgjova dhe zbulova se jam shtatz\u00ebn\u00eb. Jo me nj\u00eb, as me dy, por me 83 f\u00ebmij\u00eb. K\u00ebshtu tha Kryeministri n\u00eb Berlin. Data 25 tetor. (Nj\u00eb dit\u00eb pas publikimit t\u00eb raportit t\u00eb tmerrsh\u00ebm t\u00eb OSBE – ODHIR p\u00ebr zgjedhjet e 11 Majit!) E kam ditur gjithmon\u00eb q\u00eb algoritmet b\u00ebjn\u00eb mrekulli, por …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":123877,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[134],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-127398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127398"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":127399,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127398\/revisions\/127399"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/123877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}