{"id":13011,"date":"2022-05-20T16:56:58","date_gmt":"2022-05-20T16:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=13011"},"modified":"2022-05-20T16:56:58","modified_gmt":"2022-05-20T16:56:58","slug":"nje-perralle-me-mbret-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2022\/05\/20\/nje-perralle-me-mbret-president\/","title":{"rendered":"Nj\u00eb p\u00ebrrall\u00eb me Mbret&#8230; President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga Mal BERISHA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Shekuj m\u00eb par\u00eb, skocez\u00ebt d\u00ebshironin t\u00eb kishin nj\u00eb Mbret i cili t\u00eb mos ishte anglez. T\u00eb lodhur nga sundimi i gjat\u00eb anglez, ata i k\u00ebrkonin Mbretit t\u00eb deri-athersh\u00ebm t\u00eb abdikonte dhe n\u00eb vendin e tij t\u00eb vendosej nj\u00eb mbret tjet\u00ebr i cili t\u00eb kishte nj\u00eb cil\u00ebsi t\u00eb vetme:<br \/>\nT\u00eb mos fliste gjuh\u00ebn angleze.<br \/>\nPlot\u00ebsimi i k\u00ebsaj k\u00ebrkese, sipas tyre, do t\u00eb hiqte qafe sundimin e huaj.<br \/>\nPas shum\u00eb k\u00ebrkesash t\u00eb pareshtura nj\u00eb dit\u00eb Mbreti anglez i njoftoj subjektet e veta skoceze se e kishte gjetur Mbretin e ri q\u00eb k\u00ebrkonin ata. Ky i fundit kishte bash at\u00eb cil\u00ebsin\u00eb q\u00eb k\u00ebrkonte turma:<br \/>\nNuk fliste asnj\u00eb fjal\u00eb anglisht.<br \/>\nTurma u mblodh e entusiazmuar. P\u00ebrpara pallatit b\u00ebhej nj\u00eb zhurm\u00eb e madhe. Oborri gum\u00ebzhinte prej hamendjeve t\u00eb tyre:<br \/>\nQytetar\u00ebt pyesnin nj\u00ebri tjetrin:<br \/>\n\u2022 Cili do t\u00eb jet\u00eb Mbreti yn\u00eb vall\u00eb?<br \/>\n\u2022 Si do t\u00eb jet\u00eb, i gjat\u00eb, i holl\u00eb, i shkurt\u00ebr?<br \/>\n\u2022 A do t\u00eb shk\u00ebputej Mbreti i ri nga ndikimi i k\u00ebtij Mbreti q\u00eb kemi? thoshte nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr.<br \/>\n\u2022 Po ku e gjeti Mbreti q\u00eb kemi tani, Mbretin q\u00eb po na e vendos mbi krye?<br \/>\n\u2022 A do ta d\u00ebgjoj\u00eb Mbreti i ri Mbretin q\u00eb kemi sot, apo do t\u00eb jet\u00eb kok\u00eb m\u00eb vete?<br \/>\n\u2022 Ku e gjeti Mbreti yn\u00eb nj\u00eb Mbret q\u00eb nuk flet anglisht, xhan\u00ebm?<br \/>\nPas disa jav\u00ebsh pritje, nj\u00eb dit\u00eb, papritmas turma ra n\u00eb nj\u00eb heshtje varri. Dikush njoftoi s\u00eb Mbreti anglez, i deri-athersh\u00ebm, do t\u00eb paraqiste Mbretin e ri, q\u00eb nuk dinte anglisht.<br \/>\nMbreti, doli n\u00eb ballkonin e nd\u00ebrtes\u00ebs s\u00eb Mbret\u00ebris\u00eb. N\u00eb duar mbante nj\u00eb djep n\u00eb t\u00eb cilin koloviste t\u00eb birin, nj\u00eb foshnje dhjet\u00eb muajshe. Ai e zgjidhi djepin, e nxori foshnj\u00ebn e ngriti para duarsh n\u00eb aj\u00ebr dhe ia tregoi gjindjes. Pastaj iu drejtua atyre:<br \/>\nDesh\u00ebt nj\u00eb mbret q\u00eb nuk di t\u00eb flas\u00eb anglisht?<br \/>\nTurma b\u00ebrtiti me t\u00eb madhe:<br \/>\nPoooooooooooooooooooooo!<br \/>\nAther\u00eb, ky do t\u00eb jet\u00eb Mbreti juaj dhe Biri Im!<br \/>\nJu siguroi se ende nuk flet asnj\u00eb fjal\u00eb anglisht.<br \/>\nPllakosi heshtja!<br \/>\nTurma u shp\u00ebrnda e zhg\u00ebnjyer!<br \/>\nPas disa dit\u00ebsh edhe neve do t\u00eb shp\u00ebrndahemi t\u00eb (zh)g\u00ebnjyer, kur t\u00eb m\u00ebsojm\u00eb se Presidenti yn\u00eb i ardhsh\u00ebm do t\u00eb dij\u00eb t\u00eb flas\u00eb vet\u00ebm fjal\u00ebt q\u00eb do t\u2019ja diktoj\u00eb Mbreti q\u00eb do ta vendos\u00eb aty, dhe q\u00eb e ka caktuar vet\u00eb prej koh\u00ebsh.<br \/>\nSh\u00ebnim: Ngjashm\u00ebria \u00ebsht\u00eb rast\u00ebsore dhe nuk ka p\u00ebr q\u00ebllim te fyej\u00eb askend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Mal BERISHA Shekuj m\u00eb par\u00eb, skocez\u00ebt d\u00ebshironin t\u00eb kishin nj\u00eb Mbret i cili t\u00eb mos ishte anglez. T\u00eb lodhur nga sundimi i gjat\u00eb anglez, ata i k\u00ebrkonin Mbretit t\u00eb deri-athersh\u00ebm t\u00eb abdikonte dhe n\u00eb vendin e tij t\u00eb vendosej nj\u00eb mbret tjet\u00ebr i cili t\u00eb kishte nj\u00eb cil\u00ebsi t\u00eb vetme: T\u00eb mos fliste gjuh\u00ebn &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":8444,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13011\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}