{"id":137524,"date":"2026-03-05T20:03:48","date_gmt":"2026-03-05T20:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=137524"},"modified":"2026-03-05T20:03:48","modified_gmt":"2026-03-05T20:03:48","slug":"zoti-ambasador-a-me-jep-leje-te-fejoj-cunin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2026\/03\/05\/zoti-ambasador-a-me-jep-leje-te-fejoj-cunin\/","title":{"rendered":"Zoti ambasador, a m\u00eb jep leje t\u00eb fejoj \u00e7unin?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga\u00a0Agim XHAFKA<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb \u00e7do pore t\u00eb jet\u00ebs na kan\u00eb hyr\u00eb ambasador\u00ebt. Nga m\u00ebngjesi n\u00eb dark\u00eb i shohim n\u00eb televizion. Duke marr\u00eb pjes\u00eb n\u00eb analiza t\u00eb trupave arsimore, n\u00eb operacionet e zorr\u00ebs s\u00eb trash\u00eb, n\u00eb ekspozita, n\u00eb vendosje kapak\u00ebsh t\u00eb pusetave n\u00eb lagje, n\u00eb p\u00ebrmbytje \u2013 duke tundur kok\u00ebn menduesh\u00ebm para hartave t\u00eb emergjenc\u00ebs \u2013 n\u00eb lyerjen e kazan\u00ebve t\u00eb plehrave, n\u00eb modelin e ri t\u00eb lidhjes s\u00eb kravat\u00ebs, n\u00eb analizat e Komb\u00ebtares s\u00eb futbollit\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Aq po na sjellin miza n\u00eb kok\u00eb, sa s\u00eb fundi nj\u00eb prind plot sarkaz\u00ebm, i tha shokut t\u00eb vet: \u201cDjali im dashuron vajz\u00ebn e Nasit, por duhet t\u00eb pyes ambasadorin n\u00ebse u jep leje t\u00eb fejohen! Do zoti nuk u hap probleme!\u201d Ja, k\u00ebshtu jemi b\u00ebr\u00eb; me qeveri mbi qeveri.<\/p>\n<p>Vijn\u00eb k\u00ebta zyrtar\u00eb nga p\u00e7ks e sapo mb\u00ebrrijn\u00eb n\u00eb Rinas, ia nisin k\u00ebshillave; p.sh., shiu duhet t\u00eb bjer\u00eb m\u00eb anash, jo k\u00ebshtu kaq drejt. Flet\u00ebt e gjetheve duhet t\u00eb jen\u00eb m\u00eb jeshile, asfalti patjet\u00ebr m\u00eb gri. E pas tyre vrapon media, ministrat, ofiqar\u00ebt dhe vendi ng\u00ebrthehet nga paranoja se progresi po na ndjek, suksesin e kemi n\u00eb xhep, ja pyesni ambasador\u00ebt! Ngaq\u00eb pjes\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb madhe t\u00eb vitit e kaloj n\u00eb USA, nuk m\u00eb ka ndodhur asnj\u00eb dit\u00eb t\u00eb shoh n\u00eb TV, jo ambasadorin e Shqip\u00ebris\u00eb, hahaha, por as at\u00eb t\u00eb Kin\u00ebs a t\u00eb Rusis\u00eb. Se ai popull i ka dal\u00eb zot vendit e \u00e7far\u00eb d\u00ebrd\u00ebllisin ambasador\u00ebt nuk do t\u2019ia dij\u00eb fare. Ka b\u00ebr\u00eb nj\u00eb sinor ligjor e thot\u00eb; \u201ck\u00ebtu hyn ve\u00e7 populli amerikan\u201d. B\u00ebhen dhe atje p\u00ebrmbytje, ka zjarre plot, uragane, tornado, fatkeq\u00ebsi sa t\u00eb duash, por askund nuk sheh nj\u00eb cep ambasadori, qoft\u00eb dhe si figurant. Nd\u00ebrsa tek ne del dielli, hop na fanepset dhe ambasadori. Ik\u00ebn dielli, nuk ik\u00ebn ambasadori, rri atje tek kutia, sikur e ka pjell\u00eb e \u00ebma mu brenda n\u00eb televizor.<\/p>\n<p>Ky inferioritet i shpifur vjen nga q\u00eb klasa politike e jona \u00ebsht\u00eb e korruptuar dhe e pazonja. Klas\u00eb e pjell\u00eb nga vota e vjedhur, ndaj gjen mbrojtje nga q\u00ebndrimi as ashtu, as k\u00ebshtu i ambasador\u00ebve. Shto dhe korruptimin e tyre dhe kemi arritur n\u00eb pik\u00ebn q\u00eb qeveria e ambasador\u00ebve merr vendime, qeveria e popullit zbaton direktivat. Sovranitet i shitur. Ja, fjala vjen zgjidhet nj\u00eb prokuror me 31 vota se ashtu ka th\u00ebn\u00eb OPDAT e EURALIUS na thon\u00eb!!! Sikur ka folur Zeusi. Nuk do t\u00eb jet\u00eb \u00e7udi kur shqiptar\u00ebt do t\u00eb pyesin se \u00e7far\u00eb do t\u00eb gatuajn\u00eb nes\u00ebr. Na thuaj o zoti ambasador, mos hezito! E sa t\u00eb marrim p\u00ebrgjigje, p.sh b\u00ebni fasule, do ripyesim menj\u00ebher\u00eb: fasule t\u00eb bardha a t\u00eb zeza? Si p\u00ebr ironi t\u00eb shkrimit, nga fillimi e deri tani m\u00eb doli n\u00eb televizion tre her\u00eb ambasadori gjerman nga q\u00eb flitet p\u00ebr protestat e opozit\u00ebs, pes\u00eb her\u00eb ai i BE, tet\u00eb her\u00eb amerikanka. E vet\u00ebm tre sekonda ca pamje nga aksidentet dhe vrasjet mes t\u00eb dit\u00ebs n\u00eb vendin tim.<\/p>\n<p>Eh, qenkemi b\u00ebr\u00eb shteti vasal i ambasador\u00ebve. E urrej k\u00ebt\u00eb lloj vendi, pa\u00e7ka se e kam vendlindje. Po l\u00ebviz edhe Ismail Qemali, nuk po gjen rehat as aty ku prehet. Rehat kan\u00eb gjetur n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri ve\u00e7 ambasador\u00ebt q\u00eb i kapt\u00eb ndonj\u00eb p\u00ebrmbytje ashtu papritur, nga Vjosa a nga Drini. Nj\u00ebsoj \u00ebsht\u00eb, do t\u00eb jet\u00eb leht\u00ebsim p\u00ebr vendin dhe p\u00ebr njer\u00ebzit m\u00eb t\u00eb varf\u00ebr t\u00eb Evrop\u00ebs\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga\u00a0Agim XHAFKA N\u00eb \u00e7do pore t\u00eb jet\u00ebs na kan\u00eb hyr\u00eb ambasador\u00ebt. Nga m\u00ebngjesi n\u00eb dark\u00eb i shohim n\u00eb televizion. Duke marr\u00eb pjes\u00eb n\u00eb analiza t\u00eb trupave arsimore, n\u00eb operacionet e zorr\u00ebs s\u00eb trash\u00eb, n\u00eb ekspozita, n\u00eb vendosje kapak\u00ebsh t\u00eb pusetave n\u00eb lagje, n\u00eb p\u00ebrmbytje \u2013 duke tundur kok\u00ebn menduesh\u00ebm para hartave t\u00eb emergjenc\u00ebs \u2013 n\u00eb &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":88527,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137524"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137525,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137524\/revisions\/137525"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/88527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}