{"id":138826,"date":"2026-03-25T10:33:25","date_gmt":"2026-03-25T10:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=138826"},"modified":"2026-03-25T10:33:25","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T10:33:25","slug":"koka-ne-washington-trupi-ne-berlin-te-vrane-mamice-te-grine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2026\/03\/25\/koka-ne-washington-trupi-ne-berlin-te-vrane-mamice-te-grine\/","title":{"rendered":"“Koka n\u00eb Washington, trupi n\u00eb Berlin, t\u00eb vran\u00eb Mamic\u00eb, t\u00eb grin\u00eb”!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Agron GJEKMARKAJ<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kronika l\u00ebvdon Tezen dhe drith\u00ebrohet p\u00ebr kok\u00ebn e Mamic\u00ebs!<\/p>\n

Bravo i qoft\u00eb! Haj\u00ebr ishallah. Tezja ndenji ndenji, e filloi zonj\u00eb e pleq\u00ebroi n\u00eb karrige, po ama nj\u00eb thagm\u00eb ja la amanet k\u00ebsaj toke: \u201cne jemi t\u00eb p\u00ebrkohsh\u00ebm, Babua \u00ebsht\u00eb i p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm\u201d! \u2026dhe e tha n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes pa rrek\u00ebllyer putiret nj\u00eb pas nj\u00eb, q\u00eb i ngrohin xhan\u00eb e ndezin gjakun, vitet e fundit!<\/p>\n

Teze qerratesha ja di kimene llafit, di ta v\u00ebrtis\u00eb sheriann\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Meqen\u00ebse Mamica kapi maj\u00ebn me Sk\u00ebnderben\u00eb, duke shtrydhur historin\u00eb si limon e ndjekur nga Ekonomi, q\u00eb pushtoi nj\u00eb zabel kur tha Babua \u00ebsht\u00eb marka e vatanit, Helidona Bilali nj\u00eb kod\u00ebr me vjedhjen e Zeusit nga mitologjia, Tezja b\u00ebri thesar nga kjo eksperienc\u00eb e luajti me p\u00ebrjet\u00ebsin\u00eb dhe p\u00ebrkoh\u00ebsin\u00eb si koncepte, sa filozofike aq t\u00eb prekshme, duke i rr\u00ebmbyer Tonit mistik\u00ebn biblike dhe Taos urt\u00ebsin\u00eb e bashk\u00ebkoh\u00ebsis\u00eb politike prej Babloku!<\/p>\n

Po rropateshin dhe ata si ideolog\u00eb t\u00eb shquar si buaj t\u00eb parlamentarizm\u00ebs, por ajo ju vodhi mendimin si Prometeu zjarrin per\u00ebndive!<\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb, Niko mori nj\u00eb ftohm\u00eb t\u00eb fort\u00eb n\u00eb Berlin, sa me t\u00eb kthyer e zun\u00eb ethet e temperatura prush!<\/p>\n

Kostaqi i gatiti nj\u00eb kusi teneqeje me uj\u00eb t\u00eb ngroht\u00eb, i hodhi krip\u00eb n\u00eb t\u00eb, futi k\u00ebmb\u00ebt deri n\u00eb gju, i tha derisa t\u00eb mbulojn\u00eb djers\u00ebt; mbi krye i vu nj\u00eb velenx\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb me lesh Boboshtice, q\u00eb t\u00eb mos venin d\u00ebm avujt, teksa me ato duar i p\u00ebrzjeu \u00e7ajin, n\u00eb t\u00eb cilin i shtypi nj\u00eb aspirin\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Do p\u00ebrv\u00eblohem, i tha. Futi, futi, insistoi Kostaqi!<\/p>\n

R\u00ebnkonte Niko ziu !<\/p>\n

Ngrije kok\u00ebn, i tha Kostaqi pas pak, se mufatesh!<\/p>\n

Jo oreee, klithi ai, me dashke t\u00eb mir\u00ebn ti, koka q\u00eb ngrihet pritet! E ke par\u00eb Babon si kasap me hanxhar, fap n\u00eb sater k\u00ebto koh\u00eb, dhe ju fanep\u00ebs koka e Mamic\u00ebs n\u00eb sini. E kap\u00ebn t\u00eb dridhurat b\u00ebrrr b\u00ebrrr b\u00ebrrr, teksa ka\u00e7urrelat e saj i lidheshin p\u00ebr qafe si litar e frym\u00ebmarrja i pak\u00ebsohej!<\/p>\n

Ndaj kok\u00eb ulur pa u ndjer\u00eb e do Zoti dalim gjall\u00eb n\u00eb behar!<\/p>\n

Ah, mallkuar qoft\u00eb ai Berlini, r\u00ebnkonte e mejtonte, teksa Kostaqi e t\u00ebrhoqi mbi nj\u00eb rrogoz, po ishte i r\u00ebnd\u00eb e k\u00ebputi mish!<\/p>\n

I kujtohej Jorushi i Tabak\u00ebve, q\u00eb e ka Bundestagun si mallin e Bab\u00ebs. Si i tha ai i n\u00ebmces q\u00eb ju thaft\u00eb gjuha? \u201cKu je ti del dielli\u201d, dhe asaj buza vesh m\u00eb vesh nga qejfi! Po ai goj\u00ebprishuri Gaz Bardhi, q\u00eb krekosej me takime n\u00ebp\u00ebr ministrira sikur ta kishte \u00e7liruar ai qytetin, jo ushtria e kuqe! Me the e t\u00eb thash\u00eb, pa le ai Klevis Balliu, q\u00eb e p\u00ebrjashtova nga delegacioni me iza t\u00eb Taos, q\u00eb mos e zinte akshami rendi atje, dhe i dilte kudo p\u00ebrpara: te hoteli, n\u00eb rrug\u00eb, duke i nxjerr\u00eb gjuh\u00ebn e v\u00ebn\u00eb p\u00ebll\u00ebmb\u00ebn mbi hund\u00eb dhe her\u00eb pas here m\u00eb k\u00ebrc\u00ebnonte: do t\u00eb kopanis!<\/p>\n

Ashtu, mes makthesh, e zu nj\u00eb gjum\u00eb i vuajtur!<\/p>\n

Dy doktor\u00ebt, Klodi Spaqia e Pendavia, b\u00ebnin roje te koka e tij!<\/p>\n

Genc Gjon\u00e7aj, pa p\u00ebrkushtim, i hidhte dru zjarrit q\u00eb t\u00eb dukej si i interesuar!<\/p>\n

Dilo Nasufi solli nja dy kile vaj ulliri Berati p\u00ebr ta lyer, se \u00ebsht\u00eb derman! Shalsi nja dy kile peshk t\u00eb z\u00ebn\u00eb me grep!<\/p>\n

Zeniqeja i solli hudhra nga Rroskoveci!<\/p>\n

Erjon Malaj ca boronica nga Tropoja!<\/p>\n

Tao nj\u00eb komposto, po ca thonin q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb ko\u00e7ifoz!<\/p>\n

Doli llafi q\u00eb l\u00ebngon Nikua dhe u turr\u00ebn i madh e i vog\u00ebl!<\/p>\n

Bra\u00e7ja nuk shfaqi maraz, po shyqyr, tha, q\u00eb teshtiu nj\u00ebher\u00eb, se n\u00eb sall\u00eb nuk ndihet!<\/p>\n

Bledion Nallbati prej dit\u00ebsh nuk ka l\u00ebn\u00eb as shenj\u00eb as nishan, \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb eremit, thon\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Her\u00ebn e fundit e kan\u00eb par\u00eb n\u00eb shkall\u00eb t\u00eb Tujanit, duke \u00e7jerr\u00eb faqet e ndukur lesht\u00eb e kres\u00eb! Heroizma e Mamices dhe fati i saj i kobshem i kishin dalldisur !<\/p>\n

Barinjt\u00eb q\u00eb u ndodh\u00ebn aty d\u00ebshmojn\u00eb se kishin d\u00ebgjuar nj\u00eb si k\u00ebng\u00eb vaji dhe nj\u00eb hije q\u00eb largohej me galop:<\/p>\n

\u201cKoka n\u00eb \u00cbashington, trupi n\u00eb Berlin,<\/p>\n

T\u00eb vran\u00eb, Mamice, t\u00eb grin\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb varr i vet\u00ebm s\u2019e nxinte dot lavdin\u00eb,<\/p>\n

Lavdin\u00eb bashk\u00eb me bukurin\u00eb.\u201d<\/p>\n

Eh moj Mamice, moj virane, ia b\u00ebre Babos zemr\u00ebn grop\u00eb, q\u00eb t\u00eb mbuloft\u00eb dheu! Pak halle ka ai?<\/p>\n

Ja e pe Damon e Klosin, i telendisi, po nuk ja b\u00ebn\u00eb qejfin qeder p\u00ebr Bel\u00ebn, kafshuan gjuh\u00ebn e b\u00ebn\u00eb gjak, po ndejt\u00ebn urt\u00eb! Mir\u00eb b\u00ebn\u00eb, dit\u00eb t\u00eb dallgosura!<\/p>\n

As Bra\u00e7ja, ay e di deri ku i shkon litari, ndaj s\u2019e tendos!<\/p>\n

Po ti moj e mjere? Babua tutje, ti t\u00ebhu!<\/p>\n

Allah, Allah, \u00e7\u2019po na shohin syt\u00eb e d\u00ebgjojn\u00eb vesh\u00ebt k\u00ebto koh\u00eb, tha Delina Ibrahimi, kur pa mbath\u00ebsin e kuajve Lamellarin, q\u00eb kishte dal\u00eb si dordomuz pazarit, me jelek q\u00eb flitet se ja ka vjedhur Tonit bashk\u00eb me sumbullat n\u00eb senduk, e dy zaptije me allti q\u00eb e ruanin si t\u00eb ishte Preng Bib\u00eb Doda motit!<\/p>\n

Lezha vajton ikjen e Ul\u00ebsis\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Gonxhe u mjaftua me dy tre grom\u00ebsira, pas nj\u00eb gjumi jo t\u00eb mir\u00eb, ku n\u00eb \u00ebnd\u00ebrr i kish dal\u00eb Margariti!<\/p>\n

Klosi u p\u00ebrlot pa e ditur arsyen! Ende s\u2019e di \u00e7far\u00eb i mungon e \u00e7far\u00eb k\u00ebrkon ! Por di q\u00eb ka ankth !<\/p>\n

Karaka\u00e7i dhe Nufi shihen n\u00eb pasqyr\u00eb dhe e pyesin: medemek ne qenkemi ministra? Dhe l\u00ebshonin nj\u00eb t\u00eb path\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb zgjatur nga goja, firaun\u00ebt?! Ah moj Bela shpirtkatrane pse nuk na vure dy motrani a shoqeni te hajrit se sheh i gjori njeri qeverine dhe e z\u00eb barku nga berrnutlleku estetik!<\/p>\n

Pirro Dengu, i \u00e7meritur, l\u00ebngon dhe pyet qiellin: si ma b\u00ebn\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb dhe kujt pa, mua?!<\/p>\n

Vet\u00ebm Sofjan lozonjari ishte i g\u00ebzuar me ndarjet e reja te drejtuesve politik t\u00eb Tiran\u00ebs, kishte gjetur kapaku tenxheren!<\/p>\n

Antoneta Dhima e sheh bot\u00ebn me optimiz\u00ebm, jak\u00eb-jak\u00eb po i vjen dita t\u00eb b\u00ebhet ministre e uruara! Bekuar qoft\u00eb Babua, thot\u00eb, q\u00eb ka rifilluar loj\u00ebn e basketbollit!<\/p>\n

Evis Kushi ka filluar t\u00eb admiroj\u00eb Taon! Kur e pyet\u00ebn pse e b\u00ebn, ajo citoi Pesoan q\u00eb shkruan: \u201cadmirimi t\u00eb rrit\u201d!<\/p>\n

Salianji qerratai goj\u00ebmjalt\u00eb sa her\u00eb m\u00eb ze emrin me goje mi shton miqt\u00eb n\u00eb Parti !<\/p>\n

Meqen\u00ebse mediat po p\u00ebrdorin ledhatimet e Kronik\u00ebs ndaj personazheve t\u00eb vet p\u00ebr t\u00eb sulmuar kund\u00ebrshtar\u00ebt politik\u00eb, autori, me shenj\u00eb solidariteti me ta, p\u00ebr disa koh\u00eb do vet\u00ebthirret: Gonushi! Se Kronika nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00ebm e hidhur, por edhe e \u00ebmb\u00ebl, si thel\u00eb bakllavaje!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga Agron GJEKMARKAJ Kronika l\u00ebvdon Tezen dhe drith\u00ebrohet p\u00ebr kok\u00ebn e Mamic\u00ebs! Bravo i qoft\u00eb! Haj\u00ebr ishallah. Tezja ndenji ndenji, e filloi zonj\u00eb e pleq\u00ebroi n\u00eb karrige, po ama nj\u00eb thagm\u00eb ja la amanet k\u00ebsaj toke: \u201cne jemi t\u00eb p\u00ebrkohsh\u00ebm, Babua \u00ebsht\u00eb i p\u00ebrjetsh\u00ebm\u201d! \u2026dhe e tha n\u00eb m\u00ebngjes pa rrek\u00ebllyer putiret nj\u00eb pas nj\u00eb, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":71695,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138826"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138826\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138827,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138826\/revisions\/138827"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}