{"id":152573,"date":"2026-09-03T17:36:35","date_gmt":"2026-09-03T17:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=152573"},"modified":"2026-09-03T17:36:35","modified_gmt":"2026-09-03T17:36:35","slug":"udhezues-express-per-pranine-besnike-turi-60-minutesh-i-halleve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2026\/09\/03\/udhezues-express-per-pranine-besnike-turi-60-minutesh-i-halleve\/","title":{"rendered":"Udh\u00ebzues express p\u00ebr \u201cPranin\u00eb Besnike\u201d; Turi 60-minut\u00ebsh i halleve!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga\u00a0Lutfi DERVISHI<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ideja p\u00ebr t\u00eb takuar popullin \u00e7do t\u00eb premte pasdite, p\u00ebr t\u2019i mbajtur sh\u00ebnim hallet e pastaj p\u00ebr t\u2019i “ndjekur” ato, \u00ebsht\u00eb pa dyshim nj\u00eb gjest fisnik. Aferim!<\/p>\n

Por, n\u00eb kuad\u00ebr t\u00eb kursimit t\u00eb energjis\u00eb, koh\u00ebs dhe nervave, ka nj\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb m\u00eb efikase p\u00ebr ta realizuar porosin\u00eb e udh\u00ebheqjes p\u00ebr “Pranin\u00eb Besnike” n\u00eb terren.<\/p>\n

Deputet\u00ebt, ministrat, drejtor\u00ebt dhe patronazhist\u00ebt mund t\u00eb kursejn\u00eb shum\u00eb duke ndjekur k\u00ebt\u00eb itinerar 1-or\u00ebsh n\u00eb kryeqytet:<\/p>\n

Ndalesa 1: Supermarketi<\/strong>
\nK\u00ebtu nuk ka nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb pyesin as shit\u00ebsin, as bler\u00ebsin, mjafton t\u00eb shohin etiketat dhe me pas mund t\u00eb hapin Google p\u00ebr t\u00eb kuptuar se si ndodh q\u00eb djathi, qum\u00ebshti dhe mishi n\u00eb Tiran\u00eb kushtojn\u00eb m\u00eb shtrenjt\u00eb se n\u00eb Paris, Berlin apo Lond\u00ebr.<\/p>\n

Ndalesa 2: Pika e karburantit<\/strong>
\nP\u00ebr k\u00ebt\u00eb ndales\u00eb nuk kan\u00eb nevoj\u00eb as t\u00eb zbresin nga makina, mjaft t\u00eb shohin \u00e7mimin e naft\u00ebs. Gjat\u00eb rrug\u00ebs p\u00ebr te stacioni tjet\u00ebr, mund t\u00eb rreken t’i japin p\u00ebrgjigje pyetjes: si \u00ebsht\u00eb e mundur q\u00eb nj\u00eb vend q\u00eb nxjerr naft\u00eb nga n\u00ebntoka e vet, e paguan at\u00eb sa fr\u00ebngu pul\u00ebn?<\/p>\n

Ndalesa 3: Agjencia Imobiliare<\/strong>
\nK\u00ebtu mjaftojn\u00eb njoftimet te xhami. Pastaj shum\u00eb pak aritmetik: merret rroga e nj\u00eb t\u00eb riu, zbritet qiraja e nj\u00eb hyrjeje modeste dhe rezultati krahasohet me koston e mbijetes\u00ebs. N\u00ebse keni edhe dy minuta koh\u00eb, mund t\u00eb llogarisni se sa shekuj pun\u00eb i duhen nj\u00eb \u00e7ifti p\u00ebr t\u00eb bler\u00eb nj\u00eb banes\u00eb. Dhe n\u00eb fund, pyetja naive: N\u00ebse ata q\u00eb punojn\u00eb nuk i blejn\u00eb dot, p\u00ebr k\u00eb po derdhet gjith\u00eb ky beton?<\/p>\n

Ndalesa 4: K\u00ebmbimorja<\/strong>
\nEdhe kjo nuk k\u00ebrkon mundim. Exchange ka pothuajse n\u00eb \u00e7do rrug\u00eb. Edhe k\u00ebtu nga xhami apo tabela elektronike t\u00eb shohin kursin e Lekut ndaj Euros dhe Dollarit e t\u00eb mahniten se si monedha e nj\u00eb ekonomie q\u00eb jeton me turiz\u00ebm e emigracion po tregon muskuj herkuli ndaj valutave bot\u00ebrore. N\u00ebse ekspert\u00ebt u thon\u00eb se kjo vjen nga “suksesi marramend\u00ebs i ekonomis\u00eb son\u00eb”, ndoshta duhet marr\u00eb ndonj\u00eb mas\u00eb urgjente q\u00eb t\u00eb mos jemi kaq t\u00eb suksessh\u00ebm.<\/p>\n

Ndalesa 5: Nj\u00eb \u00e7ift pensionist\u00ebsh<\/strong>
\nMeq\u00eb e majta nuk fle nat\u00ebn nga brenga p\u00ebr pensionist\u00ebt, k\u00ebtu b\u00ebhet nj\u00eb p\u00ebrjashtim: le t\u00eb zbresin e t\u00eb flasin. T\u2019i pyesin se si me pensionin p\u00ebrballojn\u00eb barnat, fatur\u00ebn e ujit dhe t\u00eb dritave, ushqimin dhe kafene q\u00eb p\u00ebr ta konsiderohet luks.<\/p>\n

Ndalesa 6: Protesta n\u00eb shesh<\/strong>
\nK\u00ebtu mund t\u00eb ecin n\u00eb k\u00ebmb\u00eb, t\u00eb ndalen pak minuta te njer\u00ebzit q\u00eb protestojn\u00eb prej muajsh. Nuk ka nevoj\u00eb as p\u00ebr ekspertiz\u00eb, as p\u00ebr informacion nga sh\u00ebrbimet sekrete. N\u00eb vend q\u00eb t\u00eb pyesin “kush ju financon?” apo “kujt po i sh\u00ebrbeni? t\u00eb provojn\u00eb pyetjen provokuese: pse nuk ikni n\u00eb shtepi? Meq\u00eb porosia \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb t\u00eb takojn\u00eb qytetar\u00eb t\u00eb pak\u00ebnaqur k\u00ebtu do t\u00eb gjejn\u00eb sa t\u00eb duan. I gjejn\u00eb jo vet\u00ebm t\u00eb premteve, por edhe \u00e7do dit\u00eb tjet\u00ebr t\u00eb jav\u00ebs. E nj\u00ebjta adres\u00eb, i nj\u00ebjti orar. Jan\u00eb t\u00eb p\u00ebrpikt\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Ndalesa 7: Laprake<\/strong>
\nK\u00ebtu te stacioni e autobus\u00ebve p\u00ebr Gjermani mbyllet dhe turi 60 minut\u00ebsh. Aty ia vlen t\u00eb kapin nj\u00eb t\u00eb ri me \u00e7ant\u00eb n\u00eb shpin\u00eb e ta pyesin thjesht: “Pse po ik\u00ebn?” Nuk ka nevoj\u00eb t\u00eb mbajn\u00eb sh\u00ebnime n\u00eb bllok apo celular. Po e d\u00ebgjuan p\u00ebrgjigjen e tij me v\u00ebmendje, do t\u00eb kuptojn\u00eb n\u00eb sekond\u00eb edhe supermarketin, edhe naft\u00ebn, edhe euron, edhe banesat, edhe pensionet.
\nDhe mbase kuptojn\u00eb edhe arsyen pse “Prania Besnike” po del \u00e7do t\u00eb premte n\u00eb terren, nd\u00ebrsa qytetar\u00ebt po p\u00ebrpiqen \u00e7do dit\u00eb t\u00eb dalin nga vendi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga\u00a0Lutfi DERVISHI Ideja p\u00ebr t\u00eb takuar popullin \u00e7do t\u00eb premte pasdite, p\u00ebr t\u2019i mbajtur sh\u00ebnim hallet e pastaj p\u00ebr t\u2019i “ndjekur” ato, \u00ebsht\u00eb pa dyshim nj\u00eb gjest fisnik. Aferim! Por, n\u00eb kuad\u00ebr t\u00eb kursimit t\u00eb energjis\u00eb, koh\u00ebs dhe nervave, ka nj\u00eb m\u00ebnyr\u00eb m\u00eb efikase p\u00ebr ta realizuar porosin\u00eb e udh\u00ebheqjes p\u00ebr “Pranin\u00eb Besnike” n\u00eb terren. …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":21097,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152573"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":152574,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152573\/revisions\/152574"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}