{"id":152726,"date":"2026-09-05T16:03:48","date_gmt":"2026-09-05T16:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=152726"},"modified":"2026-09-05T16:03:48","modified_gmt":"2026-09-05T16:03:48","slug":"mire-se-vini-ne-republiken-e-kafenese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2026\/09\/05\/mire-se-vini-ne-republiken-e-kafenese\/","title":{"rendered":"Mir\u00eb se vini n\u00eb republik\u00ebn e kafenes\u00eb"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Lu\u00e7iano BO\u00c7I<\/strong><\/p>\n

Qeveria shqiptare tashm\u00eb ka hyr\u00eb n\u00eb faz\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb t\u00eb reformimit t\u00eb shtetit. E nga administrata digjitale, po kalon n\u00eb faz\u00ebn e fundit t\u00eb transformimit rilindas. Po kalon tek administrata me ekspres.<\/p>\n

Ministrit\u00eb nuk ju hapin der\u00ebn?<\/p>\n

Mos trokisni, shkoni n\u00eb kafene. Aty \u00ebsht\u00eb dikush i r\u00ebnd\u00ebsish\u00ebm q\u00eb ju pret.<\/p>\n

Ka afishuar vendin dhe or\u00ebn.<\/p>\n

Administrata nuk ju p\u00ebrgjigjet?<\/p>\n

Porosisni nj\u00eb makiato me shkum\u00eb shum\u00eb tek tavolina ngjit me ministrin apo deputetin.<\/p>\n

Ka r\u00ebn\u00eb zjarr, mos u merakosni. Merrni nj\u00eb uj\u00eb me gaz se \u00ebsht\u00eb deputeti q\u00eb e ka ardh\u00eb n\u00eb kafe e zjarri nuk i reziston.<\/p>\n

Keni problem me pron\u00ebn, shkoll\u00ebn, rrug\u00ebn apo vendin e pun\u00ebs?<\/p>\n

Prisni vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb sekond\u00eb,<\/p>\n

sa ministri t\u00eb mbaroj\u00eb foton dhe kamarieri t\u2019ju sjell\u00eb fatur\u00ebn.<\/p>\n

Pra pas 13 vjet\u00ebsh n\u00eb pushtet, Rama me ministrat zbuluan se ekzistojn\u00eb edhe qytetar\u00ebt. Dhe p\u00ebr t\u2019u afruar akoma m\u00eb shum\u00eb me ta shpik\u00ebn \u2018Pranin\u00eb Besnike\u2019 p\u00ebr t\u00eb qen\u00eb besnik me regjisorin, me skenarin, besnik me postimin n\u00eb fcb e natyrisht, besnik me Ram\u00ebn, se s\u2019ka kuptim.<\/p>\n

Qytetarit i k\u00ebrkohet vet\u00ebm t\u00eb luaj\u00eb rolin e vet klasik.<\/p>\n

T\u00eb ulet, t\u00eb buz\u00ebqesh\u00eb, t\u00eb tregoj\u00eb hallin dhe natyrisht t\u00eb mos pres\u00eb zgjidhje.<\/p>\n

T\u00eb gjith\u00eb, ministra e deputet\u00eb shkruajn\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin tekst, postojn\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtat emoji, t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn tr\u00ebndafilk\u00eb dhe t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin premtim.<\/p>\n

Ndryshon vet\u00ebm lokali.<\/p>\n

E \u00e7\u2019r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi ka lokali, me kolltuq\u00eb apo pa, me karrike apo pa.<\/p>\n

Po qeveria?<\/p>\n

Qeveria t\u00eb dashur qytetar\u00eb nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb m\u00eb kabinet ministror, por nj\u00eb kakofoni politike kafenesh. Nj\u00eb deg\u00eb n\u00eb B\u00ebrzhit\u00eb, nj\u00eb te rruga \u2018Migjeni\u2019, nj\u00eb n\u00eb Kombinat\u2026<\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrsa n\u00eb menun\u00eb sipas buxhetit t\u00eb kafenes\u00eb-kabinet ofrohen, premtime t\u00eb ngrohta, justifikime t\u00eb ftohta, propagand\u00eb me shkum\u00eb. Sa p\u00ebr zgjidhjet dihet. Zgjidhjet, si zakonisht, kan\u00eb mbaruar.<\/p>\n

Qytetari k\u00ebrkon shtet dhe i japin nj\u00eb tavolin\u00eb kafeneje.<\/p>\n

Ai k\u00ebrkon p\u00ebrgjegj\u00ebsi, ata me gjenerozitet t\u00eb papar\u00eb i falin pa asnj\u00eb lek t\u00eb paguar, nj\u00eb hashtag.<\/p>\n

Ai k\u00ebrkon llogari, ata fap i sjellin nj\u00eb fotografi me t\u00eb qeshme.<\/p>\n

Ai i shkreti k\u00ebrkon qeverisje, ata i fusin n\u00eb bark nj\u00eb kafe pa sheqer, me hidh\u00ebsin\u00eb q\u00eb ia ka siguruar vet\u00eb pushteti.<\/p>\n

Pastaj pas gjith\u00eb k\u00ebsaj sh\u00ebrbese vet\u00ebmohuese nga ministrat e deputet\u00ebt vjen \u2018PasqyrAlbania\u2019, q\u00eb filxhani bosh t\u00eb duket plot dhe shkuma e propagand\u00ebs t\u00eb shitet si qeverisje.<\/p>\n

Mir\u00eb se vini n\u00eb Republik\u00ebn e Kafenes\u00eb, t\u00eb dashur qytetar\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Aty ku qeveria pi kafen\u00eb, propaganda lexon filxhanin dhe ku fatur\u00ebn si gjithmon\u00eb, e paguan qytetari!<\/p>\n

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Nga Lu\u00e7iano BO\u00c7I Qeveria shqiptare tashm\u00eb ka hyr\u00eb n\u00eb faz\u00ebn m\u00eb t\u00eb lart\u00eb t\u00eb reformimit t\u00eb shtetit. E nga administrata digjitale, po kalon n\u00eb faz\u00ebn e fundit t\u00eb transformimit rilindas. Po kalon tek administrata me ekspres. Ministrit\u00eb nuk ju hapin der\u00ebn? Mos trokisni, shkoni n\u00eb kafene. Aty \u00ebsht\u00eb dikush i r\u00ebnd\u00ebsish\u00ebm q\u00eb ju pret. Ka …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":119481,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":152727,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152726\/revisions\/152727"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/119481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}