{"id":38262,"date":"2023-02-22T21:08:11","date_gmt":"2023-02-22T21:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=38262"},"modified":"2023-02-22T21:08:11","modified_gmt":"2023-02-22T21:08:11","slug":"krize-komunikimi-ne-absurdistan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2023\/02\/22\/krize-komunikimi-ne-absurdistan\/","title":{"rendered":"Kriz\u00eb komunikimi n\u00eb Absurdistan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Lutfi DERVISHI<\/strong><\/p>\n

N\u00eb nj\u00eb vend t\u00eb quajtur Absurdistan, ku jeta virtuale e banor\u00ebve \u00ebsht\u00eb detyr\u00eb mbi t\u00eb gjitha detyrat, qeveria befas e pa veten n\u00eb nj\u00eb kriz\u00eb komunikimi.<\/p>\n

Anketat tregonin nj\u00eb rritje galopante t\u00eb pak\u00ebnaq\u00ebsis\u00eb, por gjendja e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb e Absurdistanit pasqyrohet nga procesverbali i mbledhjes s\u00eb qeveris\u00eb:<\/p>\n

Kryeministri: Jemi mbledhur sot me urgjenc\u00eb sepse situata nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb ajo q\u00eb ne duam dhe kurrsesi ajo q\u00eb kan\u00eb pritur njer\u00ebzit. Pavar\u00ebr\u00ebsisht se ne na votojn\u00eb rregullisht, absurdistanasit, kan\u00eb nisur t\u00eb m\u00ebrziten. Dhe po m\u00ebrziten me t\u00eb drejt\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Duhet t\u00eb jemi t\u00eb qart\u00eb se pa ndryshime radikale, pa nj\u00eb vizion t\u00eb qart\u00eb dhe pa rezultate konkrete mund t\u00eb p\u00ebrballemi shum\u00eb shpejt me greva, protesta dhe ndoshta edhe me aksione t\u00eb dhunshme. Por t\u00eb jemi t\u00eb qart\u00eb. Asnj\u00eb absurdistanas nuk ka faj. ASNJE. Jemi ne q\u00eb me veprimet dhe mos veprimet tona po afrojm\u00eb dit\u00ebn q\u00eb t\u00eb dor\u00ebzojm\u00eb pa shum\u00eb ceremoni \u00e7el\u00ebsat e pushtetit.<\/p>\n

Njer\u00ebzit na kan\u00eb mir\u00ebkuptuar. Jan\u00eb rritur \u00e7mimet dhe kan\u00eb heshtur; \u00ebsht\u00eb rritur inflacioni dhe na kan\u00eb duartrokitur, \u00ebsht\u00eb rritur emigrimi dhe s\u00ebrish na kan\u00eb votuar, \u00ebsht\u00eb rritur varf\u00ebria dhe na jan\u00eb shtuar votat, por \u00ebsht\u00eb e pafalshme q\u00eb ne t\u00eb mos jemi aktiv\u00eb, q\u00eb ne t\u00eb mos punojm\u00eb dhe t\u00eb biem n\u00eb vet\u00ebk\u00ebnaq\u00ebsi. T\u00eb dh\u00ebnat zyrtare q\u00eb kemi dhe k\u00ebto nuk jan\u00eb p\u00ebr publik, k\u00ebtu i themi dhe k\u00ebtu i lem\u00eb, e pra t\u00eb dh\u00ebnat zyrtare tregojn\u00eb se ka nj\u00eb r\u00ebnie t\u00eb frikshme t\u00eb perfomanc\u00ebs gjat\u00eb jav\u00ebve t\u00eb fundit. Shifrat jan\u00eb kok\u00ebfort\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Krahasuar me fundin e vitit 2022, ka 13.8% like m\u00eb pak n\u00eb facebook. 7.1% m\u00eb pak shikueshm\u00ebri n\u00eb Instagram dhe rezultate p\u00ebr turp, q\u00eb nuk mi z\u00eb as goja t\u2019i them, kemi n\u00eb t\u00ebitter. Jemi af\u00ebr zeros n\u00eb tik-tok. Skandal. Shpresoj q\u00eb ky informacion t\u00eb mos bjer\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb t\u00eb organeve t\u00eb drejt\u00ebsis\u00eb sepse me k\u00ebto t\u00eb dh\u00ebna edhe sikur prokurori t\u00eb jet\u00eb v\u00ebllai im, patjet\u00ebr do t\u00eb hap\u00eb proces civil, madje mund t\u00eb hap\u00eb proces penal dhe civil n\u00eb t\u00eb nj\u00ebjt\u00ebn koh\u00eb. Komentet jo vet\u00ebm jan\u00eb n\u00eb r\u00ebnie, por ka rritje t\u00eb komenteve negative. Shp\u00ebrndarja e postimeve ka nj\u00eb rritje t\u00eb leht\u00eb, por q\u00eb nuk p\u00ebrkthehet n\u00eb rritjen e likeve dhe komenteve. Pra ka formalitet. P\u00ebrpjekje p\u00ebr t\u00eb m\u00eb hedhur hi syve. Ku shkojm\u00eb k\u00ebshtu? Si mund t\u2019i dalim njer\u00ebzve p\u00ebrball\u00eb? Po b\u00ebhemi si ato ekipet e futbollit q\u00eb vet\u00ebm humbin dhe nuk bien nga kategoria.<\/p>\n

Si mund t\u2019i lem\u00eb njer\u00ebzit pa foto, pa video, pa lajme optimiste?! E imagjinoni dot q\u00eb njer\u00ebzit kan\u00eb halle? Si mund t\u00eb tolerojm\u00eb situat\u00ebn q\u00eb nj\u00eb hallexhi t\u00eb hap\u00eb telefonin dhe t\u00eb mos ket\u00eb nj\u00eb foto, apo nj\u00eb projekt 3D?! Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e pafalshme. Ndaj sot nuk dua premtime boshe, por ide konkrete se si do t\u2019i q\u00ebndroni k\u00ebsaj pune n\u00eb kok\u00eb. \u00cbsht\u00eb dita q\u00eb secili prej jush t\u00eb m\u00eb thot\u00eb: do t\u00eb vijoj angazhimin ndaj qyetar\u00ebve dhe votuesve apo do t\u00eb shoh pun\u00ebn e tij? K\u00ebtu ne jemi p\u00ebr t\u00eb k\u00ebnaqur dhe zbavitur jo vet\u00ebm votuesit tan\u00eb, por edhe ata q\u00eb na kan\u00eb votuar kund\u00ebr. Nuk dua t\u00eb d\u00ebgjoj autokritika se m\u00eb kan\u00eb ardhur deri n\u00eb gryk\u00eb. Dua ide konkrete.<\/p>\n

Ministri i Mbrojtjes: Un\u00eb them t\u00eb vishem me uniform\u00eb ushtarake, t\u00eb krijoj nj\u00eb hashtag #harrojenifrik\u00ebn<\/a> dhe t\u00eb b\u00ebj nj\u00eb video n\u00eb terren. Si duket?<\/p>\n

Kryeministri: Ide e mir\u00eb, por jo e jashtzakonshme. M\u00eb mire vish uniform\u00eb t\u00eb sh\u00ebrbimit zjarr\u00ebfik\u00ebs ose atyre t\u00eb ndihm\u00ebs s\u00eb par\u00eb meq\u00eb ka t\u00ebrmete rreth e rrotull\u2026. Tjet\u00ebr?<\/p>\n

Ministri i Bujq\u00ebsis\u00eb. Mendoj t\u00eb b\u00ebj nj\u00eb video p\u00ebr tik-tok. Kamera t\u00eb fokusoj\u00eb nj\u00eb shport\u00eb me prodhime t\u00eb stin\u00ebs. Nga shporta kamera kalon n\u00eb nj\u00eb plan t\u00eb gjer\u00eb tek un\u00eb duke biseduar me nj\u00eb fermer i cili do t\u00eb thot\u00eb: \u201cnuk kemi nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr fonde nga BE\u201d. Mendoj t\u00eb p\u00ebrdor hashtagun #Biosikurr\u00ebm\u00ebpar\u00eb<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Kryeministri: Po nga sh\u00ebndet\u00ebsia? Sh\u00ebndet\u00ebsia \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7\u00ebshtje t\u00eb gjith\u00ebve apo jo.<\/p>\n

Ministri i Sh\u00ebndet\u00ebsis\u00eb: N\u00eb koh\u00ebn q\u00eb po flasim kemi hedhur nj\u00eb video me radh\u00eb t\u00eb gjata para palestrave. Radh\u00ebt kthehen n\u00eb grumbullime masive dhe dallohen parrullat: Mbyllni spitalet kthejini n\u00eb palestra.<\/p>\n

Kryeministri. Mrekulli. Po p\u00ebr problemin e trafikut \u00e7far\u00eb kemi menduar?<\/p>\n

Ministri i Transporteve: Problemi m\u00eb i madh q\u00eb kemi shef \u00ebsht\u00eb trafiku. Njer\u00ebzit nervozohen n\u00eb trafik. Kemi 10 vjet q\u00eb po b\u00ebjm\u00eb postime punojm\u00eb dit\u00eb dhe nat\u00eb, por nuk po marrin shum\u00eb lajke. Ndoshta ngaq\u00eb asnj\u00eb rrug\u00eb ende nuk ka mbaruar. Mendoj q\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebhemi pozitivist. Nj\u00eb video p\u00ebr Instagram ku un\u00eb ngas vet\u00eb makin\u00ebn dhe ngec n\u00eb trafik. N\u00eb sfond nj\u00eb muzik\u00eb alegro dhe un\u00eb q\u00eb nxjerr nga \u00e7anta nj\u00eb lib\u00ebr dhe nis lexoj librin. Akrepi i or\u00ebs ec\u00ebn m\u00eb shpejt se akrepi i minutave. Duke shfletuar librin i k\u00ebnaqur d\u00ebgjoj borin\u00eb e makin\u00ebs mbrapa q\u00eb m\u00eb jep shenj\u00eb q\u00eb rruga \u00ebsht\u00eb hapur.<\/p>\n

Kryeministri: Ide shum\u00eb e mir\u00eb, por kjo duhet testuar. Kopertina e librit t\u00eb jet\u00eb ngjyr\u00eb mavri me nj\u00eb vij\u00eb t\u00eb holl\u00eb t\u00eb verdh\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb vij\u00eb t\u00eb zez\u00eb pak m\u00eb t\u00eb trash\u00eb. Se e verdha shkon shum\u00eb mir\u00eb me t\u00eb zez\u00ebn. Tjet\u00ebr. Ndonj\u00eb ide nga turizmi se jemi edhe n\u00eb prag t\u00eb sezonit..<\/p>\n

Ministri i Turizimit: Po shef. E kemi menduar gjat\u00eb. Do t\u00eb jet\u00eb nj\u00eb video q\u00eb do t\u00eb b\u00ebhet virale. Do t\u00eb marrim nj\u00eb helikopter me qera. Dhe nj\u00eb \u00e7ift i ri q\u00eb duken si t\u00eb huaj do t\u00eb hidhen me parashut\u00eb dhe do t\u00eb bien n\u00eb nj\u00eb vend t\u00eb mrekulluesh\u00ebm. Fush\u00eb bari dhe n\u00eb nj\u00eb an\u00eb det dhe n\u00eb an\u00ebn tjet\u00ebr mal. T\u00eb tronditur ata do t\u00eb mendojn\u00eb se kan\u00eb nd\u00ebrruar jet\u00eb dhe jan\u00eb n\u00eb parajs\u00eb. Por i zoti i nj\u00eb hani do t\u00eb shfaqet me nj\u00ebr\u00ebn dor\u00eb n\u00eb zem\u00ebr dhe do t\u2019i uroj pushime t\u00eb k\u00ebndshme n\u00eb Absurdistan. Mendojm\u00eb q\u00eb hashtag t\u00eb jet\u00eb #parajsa\u00ebsht\u00ebn\u00ebAbsdurdistan<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Kryeministri: Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb gjeniale. Kjo po. Ja k\u00ebsaj i them pun\u00eb. Po nga drejt\u00ebsia \u00e7far\u00eb kemi. Sondazhet tregojn\u00eb nj\u00eb r\u00ebnie t\u00eb besimit t\u00eb absurdistanasve ndaj Drejt\u00ebsis\u00eb. K\u00ebtu nuk b\u00ebjm\u00eb dot shaka. Njeriu p\u00ebr nj\u00eb dinjitet rron. Mund t\u00eb jetosh pa buk\u00eb, por jo pa drejt\u00ebsi.<\/p>\n

Ministri i Drejt\u00ebsis\u00eb. Shef! Kemi menduar gjer\u00eb dhe gjat\u00eb. Me th\u00ebn\u00eb t\u00eb drejt\u00ebn na kan\u00eb befasuar sondazhet. Dhe kemi menduar t\u2019iu p\u00ebrgjigjemi me nj\u00eb seri postimesh. K\u00ebshilltar\u00ebt e mi kan\u00eb menduar q\u00eb un\u00eb t\u00eb dal i veshur me nj\u00eb rrob\u00eb gjykat\u00ebsi dhe n\u00eb dor\u00eb t\u00eb mbaj nj\u00eb \u00e7eki\u00e7 nga ato q\u00eb mbajn\u00eb gjykat\u00ebsit. Te pjesa \u00e7eki\u00e7it do t\u00eb dallohet parrulla \u201cfundpadrejt\u00ebsis\u00eb\u201d. Hashtagu #drejt\u00ebsi<\/a>? Kunderhashtagu #kap\u00ebrt\u00ebgjith\u00eb<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Kryeministri: \u00c7ka. Po nga arsimi?<\/p>\n

Ministri i Arsimit: Jemi n\u00eb faz\u00ebn p\u00ebrfundimtare t\u00eb nj\u00eb projekti q\u00eb do t\u00eb finalizohet me nj\u00eb video n\u00eb tik-tok, 2 postime n\u00eb instagram dhe 3 poste n\u00eb facebook. N\u00eb qend\u00ebr do t\u00eb jen\u00eb nj\u00eb grup student\u00ebsh, nj\u00eb grup nx\u00ebn\u00ebsish dhe nj\u00eb grup pedagog\u00ebsh. N\u00eb sfond do t\u00eb d\u00ebgjohet nj\u00eb valle ritmike popullore. Nj\u00eb plan ku librat b\u00ebhen kapic\u00eb dhe nj\u00eb zjarr ku digjen bankat e shkoll\u00ebs. Plani kthehet te vallja dhe n\u00eb fund dalin fjal\u00ebt: \u201cLuajm\u00eb duke m\u00ebsuar\u201d. Hashtagu #mesimieshteloje<\/a> dhe #Lojaeshtemesim<\/a><\/p>\n

Kryeministri: Ide jo e keqe, por n\u00eb at\u00eb zjarr duhet t\u00eb hidhen edhe diplomat e pedagog\u00ebve. Kan\u00eb mbetur prapa. E fundit, por jo nga r\u00ebnd\u00ebsia. \u00c7far\u00eb ka menduar Ministri i Pun\u00ebs? Si do t\u2019ia b\u00ebjm\u00eb me papun\u00ebsin\u00eb mes t\u00eb rinj\u00ebve q\u00eb thuhet se ka mb\u00ebrritur 28%? Katastrof\u00eb e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Ministri i Pun\u00ebs. Kemi menduar di\u00e7ka moderne shef dhe shum\u00eb konkrete. T\u00eb frym\u00ebzuar nga inteligjenca artificiale do t\u00eb p\u00ebrgatisim nj\u00eb seri videosh. N\u00eb qend\u00ebr do t\u00eb jet\u00eb makina inteligjente, kur t\u00eb rinj, pun\u00ebtor\u00eb, m\u00ebsues, intelektual\u00eb, fermer\u00eb, kamarjer\u00eb vet\u00ebm shprehin d\u00ebshir\u00ebn dhe puna b\u00ebhet nga ChatGPT. Pra puna kryhet nga makina inteligjente dhe nj\u00eb grup robot\u00ebsh\u2026 \u00ebsht\u00eb nj\u00eb imitim modern i p\u00ebrrall\u00ebs se vjet\u00ebr me Ali Bab\u00ebn dhe 40\u2026: \u201cSezam hapu\u201d dhe hapet shpella e mbushur me ar..<\/p>\n

Kryeministri: Bravo! Ide gjeniale. Kjo \u00ebsht\u00eb e gjitha. Vet\u00ebm shtoni hashtagun #Mjaftkapunuarnjeriu<\/a>. #Kohatepunojnerobotet<\/a>. Bravo. Kaq ishte e gjitha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga Lutfi DERVISHI N\u00eb nj\u00eb vend t\u00eb quajtur Absurdistan, ku jeta virtuale e banor\u00ebve \u00ebsht\u00eb detyr\u00eb mbi t\u00eb gjitha detyrat, qeveria befas e pa veten n\u00eb nj\u00eb kriz\u00eb komunikimi. Anketat tregonin nj\u00eb rritje galopante t\u00eb pak\u00ebnaq\u00ebsis\u00eb, por gjendja e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb e Absurdistanit pasqyrohet nga procesverbali i mbledhjes s\u00eb qeveris\u00eb: Kryeministri: Jemi mbledhur sot me urgjenc\u00eb …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":35366,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38262\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}