{"id":64626,"date":"2023-11-23T20:44:53","date_gmt":"2023-11-23T20:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=64626"},"modified":"2023-11-23T20:44:53","modified_gmt":"2023-11-23T20:44:53","slug":"baba-vangat-e-banaqeve-televizive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2023\/11\/23\/baba-vangat-e-banaqeve-televizive\/","title":{"rendered":"Baba Vangat e banaqeve televizive"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Lutfi DERVISHI<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bisedat televizive t\u00eb mb\u00ebmjeve do t\u00eb ishin krejt t\u00eb merzitshme nese do t\u00eb mungonte nj\u00eb rac\u00eb e ve\u00e7ant\u00eb \u201canalist\u00ebsh\u201d t\u00eb pajisur me aft\u00ebsi t\u00eb rralla p\u00ebr t\u00eb parashikuar me saktesi t\u00eb ardhmen.<\/p>\n

Me nj\u00eb urrejtje p\u00ebr t\u2019u patur zili p\u00ebr faktet, dokumentet, informacionin apo analiz\u00ebn, fallxhor\u00ebt b\u00ebjn\u00eb q\u00eb Nostradamus t\u00eb duket si nx\u00ebn\u00ebs i tyre.<\/p>\n

Nuk e kam fjal\u00ebn p\u00ebr parashikues yjesh, tregimtar\u00eb horoskopesh apo t\u00eb marr\u00eb klikimesh, por p\u00ebr mjaft pjes\u00ebmarr\u00ebs q\u00eb po konsiderohen ajka e programacioneve televizive.<\/p>\n

\u00c7do m\u00ebngjes, drek\u00eb dhe mbr\u00ebmje, ekspert\u00eb turlifar\u00eblloj, her\u00eb me xhaket\u00eb \u201cavokati\u201d, her\u00eb me k\u00ebmish\u00eb analisti dhe shum\u00eb her\u00eb me syze eksperi, me nj\u00eb siguri q\u00eb ta jep vet\u00ebm padija kumtojn\u00eb profeci.<\/p>\n

T\u00eb verb\u00ebr si Baba Vanga, k\u00ebta nuk kan\u00eb dhe nuk din\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebjn\u00eb asgj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr p\u00ebrve\u00e7\u2026 parashikimeve.<\/p>\n

Kur vjen puna te ngjarjet q\u00eb kan\u00eb lidhje me politik\u00ebn dhe drejt\u00ebsin\u00eb, formula magjike q\u00eb nxjerrin nga goja t\u00eb pa mend: \u201cMbani mend, shum\u00eb shpejt di\u00e7ka e madhe do t\u00eb ndodh\u00eb\u201d. Dhe p\u00ebr t\u00eb \u00e7imentuar parashikimin vjen deklarata: \u201cMua m\u00eb dalin parashikimet\u201d, thua se po flasim p\u00ebr shekullin e kaluar.<\/p>\n

Dhe n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri jo di\u00e7ka, por shum\u00eb\u00e7ka e madhe ndodh \u00e7do dit\u00eb. \u201cDo t\u00eb vijn\u00eb dit\u00eb t\u00eb zeza\u201d…\u201dDo ta shikoni, p\u00ebr momentin nuk mund t\u00eb them m\u00eb tep\u00ebr\u201d…<\/p>\n

Shikuesit t\u00eb tronditur mendojn\u00eb t\u00eb sigurojn\u00eb veten dhe familjen p\u00ebrball\u00eb hatas\u00eb q\u00eb paralajm\u00ebrohet se do t\u00eb mb\u00ebrrij\u00eb n\u00eb vatrat e lashta arbnore ku parashikuesit jan\u00eb veshur me aureol\u00ebn televizive p\u00ebr t\u00eb ngjar\u00eb si \u201cmbinjer\u00ebz\u201d.<\/p>\n

Informacioni ka vite q\u00eb ja ka l\u00ebn\u00eb vendin imagjinat\u00ebs, logjika spekullimit dhe orakujt me ndihm\u00ebn e moderator\u00ebve garantojn\u00eb \u00e7do nat\u00eb nj\u00eb atmosfer\u00eb ku perrallat shiten si t\u00eb verteta dhe g\u00ebnjeshtrat si shpallje nga Zoti.<\/p>\n

\u201cDo t\u00eb ket\u00eb arrestime s\u00eb shpejti, do ket\u00eb lista \u2018non grata-sh\u2019\u2019\u201d, shpallin me siguri a thua se vet\u00eb Zoti u ka p\u00ebshp\u00ebritur n\u00eb vesh emrat e t\u00eb burgosurve t\u00eb ardhsh\u00ebm. P\u00ebr t’i dh\u00ebn\u00eb vetes m\u00eb shum\u00eb r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi nuk i thon\u00eb emrat p\u00ebr 101 arsye dhe arsyeja e par\u00eb: Nuk din\u00eb asgj\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Politikan\u00eb, oligark\u00eb, biznesmen\u00eb, bandit\u00eb me uniform\u00eb, bandit\u00eb pa uniform\u00eb, apo edhe vet\u00eb qeniet jasht\u00ebtok\u00ebsore q\u00eb sullen rrotull ndihen krejt t\u00eb pasigurt\u00eb nga \u201cparashikimet\u201d ogurzez\u00eb q\u00eb varen si shpata e Damokleut mbi kokat e tyre.<\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrsa dit\u00ebt ja l\u00ebn\u00eb vendin jav\u00ebve e jav\u00ebt muajve, parashikimet e llapaqen\u00ebve pa llap\u00eb nuk dalin, ku disa iniciojn\u00eb edhe fshirjen apo korrektimin e profecive n\u00ebp\u00ebr portale.<\/p>\n

Por Nostradamusit rikthehen s\u00ebrish n\u00eb qend\u00ebr t\u00eb v\u00ebmendjes: \u201cPrisni di\u00e7ka do t\u00eb ndodh\u00eb, FBI, NASA, TRUPA 300 e kan\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb situat\u00ebn.\u201d NATO do t\u00eb nderhyj\u00eb\u201d, \u201cPellzag\u00ebt do ringrihen\u201d.<\/p>\n

Fallxhor\u00ebt t\u00eb divorcuar nga realiteti dhe e v\u00ebrteta, kan\u00eb ngritur n\u00eb art, paqart\u00ebsin\u00eb duke vizatuar ve\u00e7 nj\u00eb injoranc\u00eb q\u00eb \u00e7udit\u00ebrisht ndiqet si model.<\/p>\n

Aft\u00ebsia p\u00ebr t\u00eb renditur fjal\u00eb q\u00eb asnj\u00ebher\u00eb nuk p\u00ebrfundojn\u00eb n\u00eb nj\u00eb fjali t\u00eb qart\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb mbres\u00ebl\u00ebn\u00ebse.<\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrsa p\u00ebrditshm\u00ebria ofron nj\u00eb pamje tjet\u00ebr, asgj\u00eb nuk e ndal marshimin e Nastradin\u00ebve drejt parashikimeve t\u00eb radh\u00ebs.<\/p>\n

Kur ndonj\u00ebri si pula qorre kap ndonj\u00eb kok\u00ebrr gruri, nisin daullet e madh\u00ebshtis\u00eb n\u00ebn kakarisje q\u00eb as vet\u00eb nuk i kuptojn\u00eb.<\/p>\n

N\u00eb banaqet ku kercejn\u00eb tango fantazia dhe marr\u00ebzia, fallxhor\u00ebt jan\u00eb ata q\u00eb kan\u00eb aft\u00ebsin\u00eb t\u00eb shohin t\u00eb ardhmen jo vet\u00ebm n\u00eb filxhanin e kafes turke, por edhe n\u00eb filxhanin e ekspresit, madje disa edhe t\u00eb \u00e7ajit t\u00eb malit, fush\u00ebs apo kodr\u00ebs.<\/p>\n

Thon\u00eb se edhe ora e prishur dy her\u00eb n\u00eb dit\u00eb tregon koh\u00ebn e sakt\u00eb. Do t\u00eb ishte nj\u00eb mrekulli q\u00eb Baba Vangat e dark\u00ebs t\u2019i ngjanin or\u00ebs s\u00eb prishur, at\u00ebher\u00eb do t\u00eb ishin v\u00ebrtet profet\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrsa moderatoret q\u00eb ftojn\u00eb \u201cte dal\u00ebt mendsh\u201d p\u00ebr t\u00eb dh\u00ebn\u00eb mend\u2026 ka koh\u00eb q\u00eb i kan\u00eb l\u00ebshuar jo vet\u00ebm p\u00ebllumbat por edhe t\u00eb vegjlit e tyre.<\/p>\n

Kaq p\u00ebr sot sepse po vjen ora 21:00.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga Lutfi DERVISHI Bisedat televizive t\u00eb mb\u00ebmjeve do t\u00eb ishin krejt t\u00eb merzitshme nese do t\u00eb mungonte nj\u00eb rac\u00eb e ve\u00e7ant\u00eb \u201canalist\u00ebsh\u201d t\u00eb pajisur me aft\u00ebsi t\u00eb rralla p\u00ebr t\u00eb parashikuar me saktesi t\u00eb ardhmen. Me nj\u00eb urrejtje p\u00ebr t\u2019u patur zili p\u00ebr faktet, dokumentet, informacionin apo analiz\u00ebn, fallxhor\u00ebt b\u00ebjn\u00eb q\u00eb Nostradamus t\u00eb duket si …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":35366,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64626\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/35366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=64626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=64626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}