{"id":75220,"date":"2024-04-01T09:07:32","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T09:07:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=75220"},"modified":"2024-04-01T09:07:32","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T09:07:32","slug":"na-pandehin-tutkune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2024\/04\/01\/na-pandehin-tutkune\/","title":{"rendered":"Na pandehin tutkun\u00eb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga Lutfi DERVISHI<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>N\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri sporti m\u00eb popullor nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb futbolli, por indiferenca.<\/p>\n<p>Arritja m\u00eb e spikatur e vendit nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb vajtja e komb\u00ebtares n\u00eb Europian, por vendi i par\u00eb n\u00eb list\u00ebn e vendeve m\u00eb t\u00eb korruptuar n\u00eb kontinent.<\/p>\n<p>Zyrtar\u00eb t\u00eb vegj\u00ebl, drejtor\u00eb t\u00eb medhenj, ministra t\u00eb famsh\u00ebm kan\u00eb arritur n\u00eb p\u00ebrfundimin se njer\u00ebzit n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb vend jan\u00eb m\u00eb shum\u00eb se idiot\u00eb\/tutkun.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00ebr t\u00eb arritur n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb p\u00ebrfundim nuk kan\u00eb harxhuar shum\u00eb koh\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Shpejt kan\u00eb kuptuar se p\u00ebrball\u00eb vjedhjeve monstruoze njer\u00ebzit ose votuesit\u00a0reagojn\u00eb me nj\u00eb durim me t\u00eb madh se edhe vet\u00eb shenjtor\u00ebt.<\/p>\n<p>Nd\u00ebrsa grabitjet q\u00eb nuk gjenden as n\u00eb manualin me t\u00eb detajuar te korrupsionit i konsiderojn\u00eb loj\u00eb dhe si \u00e7do loj\u00eb edhe kjo ka rregullat e veta.<\/p>\n<p>Rregulli nr.1<\/p>\n<p>Kur akuzohen, viktimizohen dhe u mjafton tog\u00ebfjal\u00ebshi: Sulm politik.<\/p>\n<p>Kur kapen me dor\u00ebn n\u00eb thes, (ose si\u00e7 thon\u00eb n\u00eb Kosov\u00eb me pel\u00eb n\u00eb dor\u00eb) rregulli num\u00ebr 2 \u00ebsht\u00eb mohimi:<\/p>\n<p>Un\u00eb?! Mashtrim? Jo, jo, ishte nj\u00eb iluzion optik.<\/p>\n<p>Kur ndaj tyre nis hetimi, rregulli num\u00ebr tre \u00ebsht\u00eb sllogani: \u201dta lem\u00eb drejt\u00ebsin\u00eb t\u00eb b\u00ebj pun\u00ebn e vet\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kur provohet grabitja rregulli num\u00ebr kat\u00ebr \u00ebsht\u00eb relativizimi: \u201ck\u00ebto ndodhin kudo, b\u00ebhen filma\u201d, \u201cmir\u00eb k\u00ebto vjedhin, por k\u00ebta t\u00eb tjer\u00ebt vrasin\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Rregulli num\u00ebr 5: \u201cuji lart rrjedh i kulluar\u201d por posht\u00eb ka ndonj\u00eb edepsez q\u00eb merr kumbulla e dardha (po t\u00eb b\u00ebsh pak aritmetik\u00eb del q\u00eb kan\u00eb kullufitur gjith\u00eb pemetoren).<\/p>\n<p>Grabitin me t\u00eb nj\u00ebjtin pasion dhe intensitet q\u00eb ka nj\u00eb adoleshent q\u00eb luan fortnight sepse p\u00ebrball\u00eb mendojn\u00eb q\u00eb kan\u00eb idiot\u00eb\/tutkun\u00eb.<\/p>\n<p>Ata jo vet\u00ebm e mendojn\u00eb, por edhe e besojn\u00eb!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Lutfi DERVISHI N\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri sporti m\u00eb popullor nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb futbolli, por indiferenca. Arritja m\u00eb e spikatur e vendit nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb vajtja e komb\u00ebtares n\u00eb Europian, por vendi i par\u00eb n\u00eb list\u00ebn e vendeve m\u00eb t\u00eb korruptuar n\u00eb kontinent. Zyrtar\u00eb t\u00eb vegj\u00ebl, drejtor\u00eb t\u00eb medhenj, ministra t\u00eb famsh\u00ebm kan\u00eb arritur n\u00eb p\u00ebrfundimin se njer\u00ebzit n\u00eb &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":21097,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75220\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}