{"id":76397,"date":"2024-04-12T17:26:01","date_gmt":"2024-04-12T17:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=76397"},"modified":"2024-04-12T17:26:01","modified_gmt":"2024-04-12T17:26:01","slug":"nafta-e-shpiragut-si-raki-balle-kazani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2024\/04\/12\/nafta-e-shpiragut-si-raki-balle-kazani\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cNafta e Shpiragut si raki Ball\u00eb Kazani\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga\u00a0Lutfi DERVISHI<\/strong><\/p>\n

N\u00ebse s\u2019do t\u00eb ishim d\u00ebshmitar\u00eb t\u00eb gjall\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebtyre koh\u00ebve, subjekti i k\u00ebtij shkrimi mbase do dukej si nj\u00eb sken\u00eb e trilluar e marr\u00eb direkt nga nj\u00eb film komedi.<\/p>\n

Gjith\u00e7ka nis kur nga goja e kryeministrit d\u00ebgjuam at\u00eb q\u00eb deri n\u00eb at\u00eb moment e kishim hasur ve\u00e7 n\u00eb rr\u00ebfime sharlatan\u00ebsh q\u00eb syt\u00eb i kan\u00eb shnd\u00ebrruar n\u00eb dedektor\u00eb p\u00ebr gj\u00ebra q\u00eb ekzistojn\u00eb ve\u00e7 n\u00eb mendjen e tyre.<\/p>\n

Nuk ishin t\u00eb pakt\u00eb ata q\u00eb u mrekulluan kur d\u00ebgjuan lajmin q\u00eb do ndryshonte jet\u00eb t\u00eb t\u00ebra njer\u00ebzore: Shpiragu ishte plot me ar t\u00eb zi. Naft\u00eb! E jo naft\u00eb dosido, fantazia shkonte m\u00eb tutje: Naft\u00eb cil\u00ebsia e par\u00eb, ball\u00eb kazani!<\/p>\n

Kryeministri dhe Ministrja dol\u00ebn me fanfara p\u00ebr t\u00eb njoftuar se Shqip\u00ebria s\u00eb shpejti do t\u00eb ishte aq e mbushur me para sa q\u00eb do t\u00eb kishte nevoj\u00eb p\u00ebr nj\u00eb fond sovran p\u00ebr t\u00eb menaxhuar t\u00eb gjitha t\u00eb ardhurat.<\/p>\n

Por si n\u00eb \u00e7do p\u00ebrrall\u00eb t\u00eb bukur vjen nj\u00eb moment kthese kur realiteti t\u00eb detyron t\u00eb zgjohesh.<\/p>\n

Pas shpenzimit modest t\u00eb 600 milion\u00eb dollar\u00ebve n\u00eb k\u00ebrkime, Shell njofton se rezultati \u00ebsht\u00eb… pothuajse i nj\u00ebjt\u00eb me at\u00eb q\u00eb merr kur k\u00ebrkon monedh\u00ebn e r\u00ebn\u00eb n\u00eb \u201ct\u00eb \u00e7ar\u00ebn\u201d e divanit.<\/p>\n

Absolutisht, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb do t\u00eb donin q\u00eb rezultatet t\u00eb mos ishin k\u00ebto dhe nj\u00ebkoh\u00ebsisht q\u00eb titullar\u00ebt mos i trajtonin njer\u00ebzit si t\u00eb ishin laborator ku eksperimentojn\u00eb \u00ebndrrat e tyre n\u00eb kufij me g\u00ebnjeshtrat.<\/p>\n

N\u00eb nj\u00eb bot\u00eb ideale, kjo histori do t\u00eb sh\u00ebrbente si nj\u00eb m\u00ebsim i \u00e7muar p\u00ebr qeverin\u00eb: Jo \u00e7do gj\u00eb q\u00eb shk\u00eblqen \u00ebsht\u00eb ar (i zi) dhe\u2026 heronjt\u00eb e p\u00ebrrallave moderne duhet t\u00eb jen\u00eb pak m\u00eb t\u00eb kujdessh\u00ebm me premtime parazgjedhore q\u00eb ting\u00ebllojn\u00eb si \u201chapu Sezam\u201d.<\/p>\n

\u00cbsht\u00eb mir\u00eb q\u00eb shpesh t\u00eb hapin librin e proverbave dhe t\u00eb lexojn\u00eb: \u201cPeshku n\u00eb det, tigani n\u00eb zjarr!\u201d, apo \u201cM\u00eb mir\u00eb nj\u00eb zog n\u00eb dor\u00eb se 100 q\u00eb fluturojn\u00eb!\u201d.<\/p>\n

Kryeministri, i cili kishte paralajm\u00ebruar nj\u00eb epok\u00eb t\u00eb re prosperiteti fal\u00eb Shpiragut, tani do t\u00eb duhet t\u00eb jet\u00eb gati p\u00ebr nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr v\u00ebllim rr\u00ebfenjash.<\/p>\n

N\u00ebse dekada e Sudes dhe e Xhaferrit do vazhdoj\u00eb t\u00eb st\u00ebrzgjatet kaq pafund\u00ebsisht, at\u00ebher\u00eb nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr \u201cShpirag\u201d do t\u00eb shfaqet.<\/p>\n

Nuk thon\u00eb kot: Zoti me nj\u00eb dor\u00eb t\u00eb hedh dhe me tjetr\u00ebn t\u00eb pret. Nj\u00eb zbulim i ri pritet q\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb radh\u00eb jo vet\u00ebm t\u00eb ndryshoj\u00eb fatet e vendit, por edhe t\u00eb mbar\u00eb rajonit dhe bot\u00ebs: \u00cbsht\u00eb hidrogjeni n\u00eb Bulqiz\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Ky qytet mbetet i njohur m\u00eb shum\u00eb p\u00ebr varf\u00ebrin\u00eb dhe viktimat se sa p\u00ebr pasurin\u00eb e tij q\u00eb vet\u00ebm vret, ku n\u00eb nj\u00eb an\u00eb t\u00eb pasurit num\u00ebrojn\u00eb vagonat e kromit, t\u00eb varf\u00ebrit num\u00ebrojn\u00eb arkivolet e viktimave.<\/p>\n

Megjithat\u00eb, pas d\u00ebshtimit n\u00eb Shpirag, qeveria me lug\u00ebn bosh n\u00eb brez i ka gati planet p\u00ebr t\u00eb shpallur Bulqiz\u00ebn si “Kuwaitin e Ri” t\u00eb Ballkanit.<\/p>\n

“Shihni, nuk ka r\u00ebnd\u00ebsi se nuk gjet\u00ebm naft\u00eb n\u00eb Shpirag; ne kemi tani – H2 n\u00eb Bulqiz\u00eb!” mund t\u00eb imagjinohet duke th\u00ebn\u00eb Kryeministri me syzet n\u00eb kok\u00eb, duke i dh\u00ebn\u00eb nj\u00eb kthes\u00eb t\u00eb papritur ngjarjeve q\u00eb \u00e7udit\u00ebrisht ndodhin para zgjedhjeve.<\/p>\n

“Hidrogjeni \u00ebsht\u00eb e ardhmja, dhe Shqip\u00ebria do t\u00eb jet\u00eb lideri i k\u00ebtij revolucioni t\u00eb gjelb\u00ebr. Hidrogjeni nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00ebm i leht\u00eb, por \u00ebsht\u00eb i past\u00ebr. Aq i past\u00ebr saq\u00eb njer\u00ebzit n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb vend nuk do t\u00eb thithin oksigjen (O2), por hidrogjen (H2)\u201d.<\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrsa skeptik\u00ebt (q\u00eb nuk i kan\u00eb munguar asnj\u00ebher\u00eb k\u00ebtij vendi), thon\u00eb se Bulqiza \u00ebsht\u00eb episodi i radh\u00ebs n\u00eb serialin e pafund t\u00eb “Teatrit t\u00eb Gaztor\u00ebve”, disa jan\u00eb t\u00eb bindur se k\u00ebt\u00eb her\u00eb qeveria ka t\u00eb drejt\u00eb.<\/p>\n

A \u00ebsht\u00eb Hidrogjeni n\u00eb Bulqiz\u00eb shp\u00ebtimi q\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb kan\u00eb pritur, apo thjesht nj\u00eb tjet\u00ebr iluzion n\u00eb repertorin e larmish\u00ebm t\u00eb qeveris\u00eb?<\/p>\n

E sigurt \u00ebsht\u00eb vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb gj\u00eb: N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb teat\u00ebr gaztor\u00ebsh, askush nuk mund t\u00eb thot\u00eb q\u00eb nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb arg\u00ebtuar e do arg\u00ebtohet, pasi p\u00ebr ta p\u00ebrtypur k\u00ebt\u00eb realitet zgjidhja q\u00eb ka mbetur \u00ebsht\u00eb t\u00eb qesh\u00ebsh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga\u00a0Lutfi DERVISHI N\u00ebse s\u2019do t\u00eb ishim d\u00ebshmitar\u00eb t\u00eb gjall\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebtyre koh\u00ebve, subjekti i k\u00ebtij shkrimi mbase do dukej si nj\u00eb sken\u00eb e trilluar e marr\u00eb direkt nga nj\u00eb film komedi. Gjith\u00e7ka nis kur nga goja e kryeministrit d\u00ebgjuam at\u00eb q\u00eb deri n\u00eb at\u00eb moment e kishim hasur ve\u00e7 n\u00eb rr\u00ebfime sharlatan\u00ebsh q\u00eb syt\u00eb i …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":76398,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76397\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}