{"id":84567,"date":"2024-07-16T08:27:56","date_gmt":"2024-07-16T08:27:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=84567"},"modified":"2024-07-16T08:27:56","modified_gmt":"2024-07-16T08:27:56","slug":"spak-heton-per-plazhet-bosh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2024\/07\/16\/spak-heton-per-plazhet-bosh\/","title":{"rendered":"SPAK heton p\u00ebr plazhet bosh?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga<\/strong>\u00a0Lutfi DERVISHI<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pse plazhet tona q\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb pas Maldivet jan\u00eb zbrazur k\u00ebto dit\u00eb sikur t\u00eb jet\u00eb kthyer Covidi? Jan\u00eb \u00e7mimet? Sh\u00ebrbimet? Me pak pushues nga Kosova apo komploti i sh\u00ebrbimeve t\u00eb huaja q\u00eb kan\u00eb nisur nj\u00eb fushat\u00eb dezinformimi n\u00eb shkall\u00eb t\u00eb gjer\u00eb si\u00e7 u tha sot n\u00eb Parlament?<\/p>\n

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  1. \u00c7mimet<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Imagjinoni, n\u00ebse mundeni n\u00eb k\u00ebto dit\u00eb t\u00eb nxehta nj\u00eb plazh n\u00eb Jug t\u00eb vendit, q\u00eb ka nj\u00eb tarif\u00eb ditore kaq t\u00eb lart\u00eb sa t\u00eb duket sikur nuk ke shkuar p\u00ebr pushime, por po merr pjes\u00eb n\u00eb ankand. \u00c7mimet kan\u00eb fluturuar kaq lart a thua se r\u00ebra \u00ebsht\u00eb importuar nga h\u00ebna, rrezet e diellit duhen paguar si rrezet lazer n\u00eb spital, nd\u00ebrsa hija e \u00e7adrave \u00ebsht\u00eb kaq e \u00e7muar sa ja vlen t\u00eb marr\u00ebsh nj\u00eb kredi konsumatore!<\/p>\n

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    1. Sh\u00ebrbimet<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Pasi e marr\u00eb nj\u00eb (mikro)kredi p\u00ebr t\u00eb p\u00ebrballuar \u00e7adr\u00ebn e plazhit, p\u00ebrgatituni p\u00ebr sh\u00ebrbimin. Por n\u00ebse te mungon durimi m\u00eb mir\u00eb mos u nis p\u00ebr pushime! Restorantet e plazheve jan\u00eb t\u00eb njohura p\u00ebr shpejt\u00ebsin\u00eb e tyre t\u00eb jasht\u00ebzakonshme \u2013 dreka mund t\u00eb mb\u00ebrrij\u00eb vet\u00ebm pak para se t\u00eb ngrys\u00eb dielli.<\/p>\n

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      1. Eksodi i patriot\u00ebve<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        Nd\u00ebrkoh\u00eb, pushuesit nga Kosova, deri dje t\u00eb quajtur turist\u00eb patriot\u00eb, sot kan\u00eb zbuluar plazhe q\u00eb jan\u00eb jo vet\u00ebm m\u00eb t\u00eb lira, por edhe me sh\u00ebrbim m\u00eb t\u00eb mir\u00eb. Greqia, Mali i Zi, Turqia i mikpresin me krah\u00eb hapur, duke l\u00ebn\u00eb Jugun ton\u00eb po aq t\u00eb vetmuar sa ekipin anglez pas humbjes s\u00eb Europianit.<\/p>\n

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        1. Sabotim<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          Sikur t\u00eb mos mjaftonin \u00e7mimet e larta dhe sh\u00ebrbimi i dob\u00ebt, tani jemi para nj\u00eb komploti. Sipas disa deputet\u00ebve, plazhet e braktisura nuk jan\u00eb p\u00ebr shkak t\u00eb \u00e7mimeve dhe sh\u00ebrbimeve, por jemi para nj\u00eb fushat\u00eb malinje nga sh\u00ebrbimet e huaja inteligjente. \u00cbsht\u00eb e qart\u00eb se misioni i fundit i KGB-s\u00eb, Asfalise, SIM dhe BIA \u00ebsht\u00eb q\u00eb askush t\u00eb mos shijoj\u00eb rrezet e diellit n\u00eb Dhermi apo nj\u00eb hije \u00e7adre n\u00eb Jal\u00eb!<\/p>\n

          Nj\u00eb deputet i shumic\u00ebs sot, me zellin e nj\u00eb detektivi n\u00eb nj\u00eb film horror, i k\u00ebrkoi SPAK t\u00eb hetoj\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb akt t\u00eb pashembullt sabotazhi me t\u00eb cilin po p\u00ebrballet vendi. A po p\u00ebrhapin agjent\u00eb t\u00eb huaj dezinformata p\u00ebr t\u00eb dekurajuar turist\u00ebt? A ka nj\u00eb komplot t\u00eb fsheht\u00eb p\u00ebr t\u00eb minuar mikpritjen ton\u00eb tradicionale? Si ka mund\u00ebsi q\u00eb turist\u00ebt t\u00eb habiten me \u00e7mimet e mallrave n\u00eb supermarkete q\u00eb jan\u00eb m\u00eb t\u00eb shtrenjta se n\u00eb vendet e BE-se? Si ka mund\u00ebsi q\u00eb leku t\u00eb jet\u00eb m\u00eb i fort\u00eb se euro, paundi dhe franga zvicerane?
          \nPara k\u00ebsaj pyetje Kreu i SPAK, ngriu n\u00eb podiumin e Kuvendit ndoshta duke pyetur veten: si ka mund\u00ebsi na ka shp\u00ebtuar kjo afer\u00eb kaq e madhe konspiracioni? N\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb rast, duket se edhe Sherlock Holms do t\u00eb mbetej pa tekst.<\/p>\n

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          1. Epilogu<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            Pse pra plazhet tona jan\u00eb bosh? Derisa ta zgjidhim k\u00ebt\u00eb mister, plazhet e Jugut do t\u00eb mbeten nj\u00eb testament i marr\u00ebzis\u00eb dhe mentalitetit K\u00c7K (kap \u00e7far\u00eb t\u00eb kap\u00ebsh) n\u00eb turiz\u00ebm dhe propagand\u00ebs s\u00eb 10 milion\u00eb turist\u00ebve q\u00eb po magjepsen me Shqip\u00ebrin\u00eb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

            Nga\u00a0Lutfi DERVISHI Pse plazhet tona q\u00eb l\u00ebn\u00eb pas Maldivet jan\u00eb zbrazur k\u00ebto dit\u00eb sikur t\u00eb jet\u00eb kthyer Covidi? Jan\u00eb \u00e7mimet? Sh\u00ebrbimet? Me pak pushues nga Kosova apo komploti i sh\u00ebrbimeve t\u00eb huaja q\u00eb kan\u00eb nisur nj\u00eb fushat\u00eb dezinformimi n\u00eb shkall\u00eb t\u00eb gjer\u00eb si\u00e7 u tha sot n\u00eb Parlament? \u00c7mimet Imagjinoni, n\u00ebse mundeni n\u00eb k\u00ebto dit\u00eb …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":84568,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84567\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/84568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}