{"id":92844,"date":"2024-10-26T08:45:50","date_gmt":"2024-10-26T08:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=92844"},"modified":"2024-10-26T08:45:50","modified_gmt":"2024-10-26T08:45:50","slug":"shqiperia-nje-burg-i-madh-kush-iku-dhe-se-ktheu-koken-pas-shpetoi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/2024\/10\/26\/shqiperia-nje-burg-i-madh-kush-iku-dhe-se-ktheu-koken-pas-shpetoi\/","title":{"rendered":"Shqip\u00ebria nj\u00eb burg i madh, kush iku dhe s\u2019e ktheu kok\u00ebn pas shp\u00ebtoi!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Ylli MANJANI<\/strong><\/p>\n

Albaniansburg…<\/p>\n

***<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

-U arrestua ai q\u00eb desha. Ahh, \u00e7’u k\u00ebnaqa. Ja lujt\u00ebn fen\u00eb!<\/p>\n

-Po ai q\u00eb dua un\u00eb kur do arrestohet? \u00c7’\u00ebsht\u00eb kjo diktatur\u00eb q\u00eb nuk arreston at\u00eb q\u00eb them un\u00eb?!<\/p>\n

– Prit ore t\u00eb arrestohet ky i imi!<\/p>\n

– Po ky i imi kur do arrestohet?<\/p>\n

Arrest. Arrestim. Arrestoj…<\/p>\n

Opozita: duhen arrestime!<\/p>\n

Qeveria: ne po arrestojm\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Populli: n\u00eb arrest maskarenjt\u00eb e gjakpir\u00ebsit q\u00eb ne vet\u00eb i votojm\u00eb!<\/p>\n

Arrestime-investime. Ehhh Nikoll, Nikoll…<\/p>\n

More po nuk duam as mjeksi, as pun\u00eb, as ekonomi, as drejt\u00ebsi, as demokraci. Vet\u00ebm arrestime, po t\u00eb them! Arrest! Arrest!<\/p>\n

Arrest kardiak.<\/p>\n

– Vdiq?<\/p>\n

– Po.<\/p>\n

– Mir\u00eb b\u00ebri se n\u00eb burg do shkonte. Sistemi sh\u00ebndet\u00ebsor ka halle burgu p\u00ebr vete…<\/p>\n

Burg-burg-burg.<\/p>\n

T\u00eb gjith\u00eb n\u00eb burg.<\/p>\n

– Nga je?<\/p>\n

– I am from Albania.<\/p>\n

– Albania? I don’t kno\u00eb…<\/p>\n

– From Albaniansburg.<\/p>\n

– H\u00eb pra, fol shqip t\u00eb t\u00eb kuptojm\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Burg i madh Albania. Ka edhe Kryeminist\u00ebr.<\/p>\n

– Kryeminist\u00ebr?! Jo mo, thjesht nj\u00eb drejtor burgu. I njohur nd\u00ebrkomb\u00ebtarisht biles. \u00cbsht\u00eb i gjat\u00eb. Bie n\u00eb sy p\u00ebr nj\u00ebher\u00eb. Qethet me dron, se berberi i burgut nuk e arrin…<\/p>\n

T\u00eb gjith\u00eb e duan Drejtorin ton\u00eb t\u00eb burgut. Ai b\u00ebn vend edhe p\u00ebr t\u00eb burgosur t\u00eb tjer\u00eb nga gjith\u00eb bota. Drejtori e ka b\u00ebr\u00eb burgun me disa ndarje. Ka burg p\u00ebr shqipet. Por ka burg edhe p\u00ebr Muxhahedin\u00ebt dhe Afgan\u00ebt e Amerik\u00ebs. Ka b\u00ebr\u00eb edhe nj\u00eb burg p\u00ebr qejfin e cara Melonit.<\/p>\n

Edhe p\u00ebr inat t\u00eb Karandash\u00ebve, burg e ka b\u00ebr\u00eb vendin.<\/p>\n

Erdhi Laja, na vizitoi n\u00eb burg. Do integroheni tha.<\/p>\n

Po me k\u00eb?!<\/p>\n

Me burgjet homologe besoj.<\/p>\n

Me k\u00eb tjet\u00ebr?!<\/p>\n

Europa ka halle. E rrop\u00ebn hajnat gjithandej. Ka hajna t\u00eb pareve T\u00eb Europ\u00ebs edhe n\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri.<\/p>\n

Burg!<\/p>\n

T\u00eb gjith\u00eb n\u00eb burg na duan e n\u00eb burg na shohin.<\/p>\n

Skan\u00eb faj.<\/p>\n

Fundja t\u00eb gjith\u00eb ne e duam nj\u00ebri-tjetrin n\u00eb burg. Shqiptari burgos shqiptarin q\u00eb t\u00eb k\u00ebnaqet amerikani, anglezi, europiani…<\/p>\n

Por m\u00eb shum\u00eb k\u00ebnaqet vet\u00eb shqiptari p\u00ebr shqiptarin q\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb burg.<\/p>\n

Burg ore, burg! Buuuuuurg.<\/p>\n

Reform\u00eb. Reformasburg. Spaksburg. Gjkkosburg.<\/p>\n

313, 302 dhe 32 nj\u00ebsi t\u00eb tjera jan\u00eb burg…<\/p>\n

Kush nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb apo nuk ndjehet ende n\u00eb burg, apo kush mendon se e b\u00ebri burgun, ta dij\u00eb se \u00ebsht\u00eb n\u00eb \u00e7mendin\u00eb.<\/p>\n

– O shok, ku \u00ebsht\u00eb \u00e7mendina?<\/p>\n

-N\u00eb \u00e7mendin\u00eb je, po n\u00eb \u00e7’pavion do t\u00eb shkosh…<\/p>\n

T\u00eb gjith\u00eb flasin p\u00ebr burg dhe jetojn\u00eb si n\u00eb burg. Albania nj\u00eb burg i madh. P\u00ebrndryshe nj\u00eb \u00e7mendin\u00eb e madhe…<\/p>\n

Nj\u00eb kok\u00eb e \u00e7mendur, t\u00eb gjith\u00eb i \u00e7mend.<\/p>\n

Fiks!<\/p>\n

Albaniansburg.<\/p>\n

\u00c7mendinasburg.<\/p>\n

Kush iku dhe s’e ktheu kok\u00ebn pas shp\u00ebtoi. Ata q\u00eb ik\u00ebn e rrin\u00eb me kok\u00eb n\u00eb facebook, jan\u00eb gjithashtu n\u00eb burg.<\/p>\n

Facebook \u00ebsht\u00eb b\u00ebr\u00eb Faceburg. Burg ore, burg.<\/p>\n

Instaburg.<\/p>\n

Tiktoksburg..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nga Ylli MANJANI Albaniansburg… *** -U arrestua ai q\u00eb desha. Ahh, \u00e7’u k\u00ebnaqa. Ja lujt\u00ebn fen\u00eb! -Po ai q\u00eb dua un\u00eb kur do arrestohet? \u00c7’\u00ebsht\u00eb kjo diktatur\u00eb q\u00eb nuk arreston at\u00eb q\u00eb them un\u00eb?! – Prit ore t\u00eb arrestohet ky i imi! – Po ky i imi kur do arrestohet? Arrest. Arrestim. Arrestoj… Opozita: duhen …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":67109,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-editorial"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92845,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92844\/revisions\/92845"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/67109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}